pasiphae

any time i have to drive in manhattan i think i lose three to five years of my life

i can tell, as a customer, your books are cooked

the kinds and variety of spyware jfc

likes are not private man

i cannot verify this photo, it must be ai

Each year on July 8 at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world's population experiences daylight. This day should have a name, and it should be a holiday.

will u stand under my umbrellaa

did u know cats, like squids, can slither

stars guiding

doctor callin me from *67 mad i dont pick up

when the hackers tell me to

i wrxport from gplay, waymo, and other things

people on the subway be on some interdimensional cable-ass apps

sorry baby that was some overly free speech there

peece, love, & autism

make sure to say goodnight to the star as you pass through horizon

the postal inspector has types of gear you wouldnt believe possible

laundry day fit on the city postal cam

solar panel cleaning robots that fall off

feds shooting down other feds drones forever