cec 🤠

look at my lawyer dawg im gonna cum 🤦‍♂️😭

@hudnose off topic but would that make marleau a murderer or am i stupid???

just read a fic where shane d*ed because of the hit from marleau and do you ever just think about the fact that if that really happened the last thing he would have ever done was smiling at ilya

Me at work

@IngSkill GOLDENWINGS AND SAMBUCKY 🤤

this edit genuinely changed my brain chemistry

@ctrlbats fr but lowkey i have read some of the best divorce fics

missing sambucky pre thunderbolts*

@shanefeet no hate to off campus, but the plot is so stupid. like they did not need to fake date he could’ve just studied and she could’ve just shot her shot with the guy she wanted to date??

straight friend who told me she won’t watch hr bc it’s a slop just told me to watch off campus

They'll never stop me from reading sambucky at work

@thatsorryuser i need a million service top hayleau fics now

these would look great on cliff marleau

trophy room scene, gym mirror scene, buttplug scene, halloween party, pike kids wedding, and shane speaking russian ALL in preproduction right now

mike saying ily to el in s4 knowing he would never utter those words ever again

cliff marleau is so hot, please put him in s2

"who's bucky barnes and why you have 2789 edits of him on your phone?"

WHAT THE FUCK OH HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

when he tilts his eyebrows up :(

@bjrkhollander no because why are we all still here

Bro had no idea

“was it different... with a guy?” “was it better?”

ilya: come over shane: i can't *puts on his cardigan* ilya: come over shane: it's a terrible idea *puts on his shoes*

yeah man he was never normal about shane

you’ll be an adult reading fanfiction in your room, trust.

ler sempre o mesmo casal se apaixonando em todas as fanfics é uma experiência única