Patchy

I just want a girl who talks about me the way boring straight guys talk about ryan reynolds

Results from Saturday’s cup at Gamer’s Loot! Congrats to @patchspitzy on his first cup win this season, going a perfect 6-0 on a day dominated by boxers and tigers and bears (oh my!)

@taylorgarron mental breakdown

i wish there was something dramatic to do for attention when you’re feeling angsty as a grown-ass adult besides getting a masters or having a baby

I notice everything. I have never seen anything that I haven't noticed

its february 14th yw twin 🫶

If yall need a date for valentine's day open the comments 👇

Me: Groque, laser every hair off his body Groque: oui

with apple seeds you can grow apples, with mustard seeds you can grow mustard, but with sesame seeds? nope. no sesame. seems unfair to me

@azubbang i dunno man im just the messenger

@patchspitzy patchy what am I supposed to do with this information

the stool can have a little blood, as a treat

@IndyVGC @azubbang @MJessVGC he's so nonchalant with it😍

Calm, collected, & 1-0 in USPA as 🌽Team Indiana 🌽takes down 🫎Team Alaska🫎 Wins this week coming from Tommy (aka Bagel), @patchspitzy @azubbang & @MJessVGC

My GC team is dreadful but it's worth it for moments like this

lets goooooooo

what's my percentile

reading anti-feminist literature and shaking my head the whole time so the women at the library know I disagree with it

"accidentally", be serious

@impossiblyeve favorite new mega?

beat pokemon za in 36 hours ama