Anand V Patel

@_gettingBuckets @JBBHoops1 En inglés por favor! Me no speaky whatever you speaky.

Cam Boozer a flat footed guy, what do you think? @JBBHoops1 @patel

@martinmrmar @YogendranTweets Please feel free to denigrate, critique, and share your opinions on any and all religions. They are just a bunch of ideas. Nothing else. If a religion is not up to task for review, then maybe it’s not a religion worth exploring.

@YogendranTweets Good for you.

I read the Quran last year and it made me nauseous. Never reading that book again. Thought this year I would make an attempt at reading and studying this sacred text. Found it in a thrift store for $1.

@Blackaddar @BrittanyinTexas I should be arrested. It should not be for anything that other dude did, but if you can find a better reason, I’ll be happy to turn myself in.

@BrittanyinTexas @Patel must be arrested

BREAKING: Kash Patel just fired 10+ FBI agents & staff who investigated Trump’s Mar‑a‑Lago classified docs & metadata subpoenas included him and Susie Wiles. Same pattern: Lie, get caught, punish anyone who did their job.cnn.com/2026/02/25/pol…

@Mizzcheevous1 No, it’s not me. I’m already in my country. Don’t let that interrupt you from barking more unenforceable idiotic suggestions

@agenericpharmD @RepNancyMace @AGPamBondi Nah, don’t tell me. I’m not interested.

EVERY. SINGLE. NAME. If the justice system spent even a fraction of the time it does protecting predators, on protecting victims, we would not be having this problem.

@PopSci I found a fly in my soup. I’m available for interviews in case you deem it worthy of article.

"You could even see its slime trail as it crawled across the sensors." trib.al/H3qRh54

@rameshp07577662 No thank you. You repost too often with little content of your own. You also seem to care more about who is following you than actual connections.

@patel Follow back me please

I want to be cremated. It's most likely my only chance for achieving a smoking hot body.

@KAREN_KOODIE @FBIDirectorKash @AGPamBondi I am not a thief! I’ve tried to steal my wife’s heart for years now, with many attempts, all of which resulted in failure.

@FBIDirectorKash @AGPamBondi @Patel. ..You're a thief too...so now what??

BREAKING: I can now report that today the FBI, along with our interagency partners led by @AGPamBondi, arrested two active duty U.S. Army soldiers and one former U.S. Army soldier for theft of government property and a bribery scheme. These individuals have been charged with stealing America’s defense intelligence capabilities and empowering adversaries like China in betrayal of our country. They will now face American justice.

@chansoo @SaveAmericaNew Fat chance. I’m sleeping in on MLK day. I might take the kiddos to IKEA later too.

@SaveAmericaNew Do it on January 20th please @patel

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Kash Patel to release Epstein and Diddy Client list. Do you support this? A. YES B. NO

@JesseSpots @DaveSFoley What would you being closer to an imaginary friend have anything to do with anyone else’s bitterness? Anywho, this too shall pass.

@DaveSFoley When you realize how much closer to God I am, you do.

As I get older, older and older I realize that all emotional states, negative and positive, are temporary. Enjoy the enjoyable. Endure the terrible. On balance that is a life.

@SamGache1 @KebirungiShyne Njia ya kurukia ndege inaonekana kujaa maji.

@KebirungiShyne @patel hawa wako na shida. Help them😁. Sai wangekuwa kwa Ndege .

@AlphaD_onn @telegram @durov I have no idea what's up with the interface. I'm sure it is irritating when you don't get what you want, when you want it. Personally, I would stop paying for the app and delete it.

@telegram @patel @durov What's with the uselessly shitty interface that came with the latest telegram update. App has gone totally nutz. You should hav jus left it as it was cos now telegram is downryte irritating

@PattersonADALO @pritipatel I assure you, I’m more absurd. It’s not even close.

@pritipatel Don’t know who is more absurd. @Patel grovelling and scraping or the Christmas tree masquerading as a leader.

Wishing His Majesty The King a very happy birthday today.

@MataGodie And I’m ghana keep takin it.

@Patel took my mone 🥲🥲

@bernardcapulong Looks like Muji does.

ok found it

@UJJAVALSHAH2 Being sympathitic to those, that suffered proportionally more to what they did wrong, does not constitute a go ahead attitude.

यह देश इस प्रकार के “ चलता है “ attitude की वजह से खड्डे में जा रहा है । 💁‍♂️👇

@UJJAVALSHAH2 @Sachidana1Swami There is absolutely no reason why you cannot be sympathetic for the law breakers while also condemning the act. The crime/stupid act does not validate their deaths.

There should be no sympathy for such law breakers whose illegal act creates problems for genuine immigrants n visa seekers. After Patel’s the Chaudhray community of North Gujarat are the new illegal migrants to US.

@Naeempatel010 I remember when I had my first beer.

steak fries are shit and I will not apologize for it!

I’m 1 month completely sober today, and I’m pretty proud of myself 🥲 This is the longest I’ve been sober since I was probably 16 or 17 years old, and honestly, I’m loving it. Don’t really have a timetable for how long I wanna do it, but I’m in no rush 🤘🏼

@Standre29 @GraceMa43293460 @Bren4Bassetlaw @SuellaBraverman I have no doubt they faced discrimination. All immigrants face discrimination in some shape or form. I also wonder if Priti Patel's parents immigrated legally.

@GraceMa43293460 @Bren4Bassetlaw @SuellaBraverman Like Priti @Patel, @SuellaBraverman forgets her parents are immigrants. Wonder if her parents had/have encountered discrimination. A truthful response please

I support Home Secretary @SuellaBraverman. She is right. We must stop people abusing our system, rather than making excuses for them.