Pathogen Analyst-in-training 🧫🦠🔬📊

In a world full of princesses, I choose to be a Lab Queen 👑🧪🧫🦠🔬🥼

@TheresaArueyin1 Daddy

Describe God with the 1st letter of your name. Mine is “T” — TRUSTWORTHY Your turn👇🏽

I have tried Freelancing. I have tried e-commerce. I highly recommend having rich parents.

@remoteOlaide @omoalhajaabiola Please, can you share? Thank you

@omoalhajaabiola The rewrite you gave me back then still working like magic till date 🔥

Fixed and rewritten for you. All the best

@ebukadecreator @omoalhajaabiola Congratulations 👏

The day is blessed already @omoalhajaabiola reposted my post Abeg, if hand is not paining you, kindly type congratulations 🎊🎈

@carter6f Ahhhh But wetin I sabi nau, I'm just a child

“The best punishment a man can give a woman is malice 😭 just ignore her, stop talking to her and come home late… It’s better than physically beating a woman. Any man that beats his wife is a BIG FOOL” — Frank Edoho

@fabyollaverass I'm gonna be Jimmy Choo's Brand. I love love this

sou alucinada na jimmy choo, essa marca AMA as mulheres 🥹

@RaminNasibov Minimum

What’s the word?

@Paulisblaq Likeeee I'm tired 😩

Omooo, na for only OAU and Unilag 2020 jamb candidates still de school sha.

@SauceKiki Yaaayyyyyy

Aww 🥰 See How This Couple Showed Up For Their Court Wedding Yay. Or. Nay

@Theoladeledada @MTNNG MTN said, I finished 30GB in 4 days.. I wasn't even online for 2 days.

Dear @MTNNG you people are thieves and stealing from the citizens. How did I finish 75GB data in less than a week? I didn’t go on Instagram, I didn’t go on TikTok, I didn’t watch Netflix or YouTube, I was just tweeting. Enough is enough, we should start gathering at the front of MTN office this week to protest. This is not acceptable.

@beejay0x @MTNNG 30GB Monthly Mifi Broadband Plan at N9000. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Monday. Today is Monday, I woke up to zero data balance. I was out all through in sat and sleeping all through Sunday... How did it disappear 😭

I just confirmed that @MTNNG steals data from their users‼️‼️💔 I’ve been having suspicions that MTN have been stealing data because of the rate at which my data finishes so fast even if I don’t download anything So yesterday by 3:52 PM I bought 11GB data for 3500 naira I put my phone on power saving mode so no app in the background will be able to use data I didn’t download or upload any videos and I’ve been using my phone lightly. I felt like all this wasn’t enough so i decided to download an app that tracks my data usage This afternoon MTN sent me a message that I have just 4GB of data left Checked the app and saw I used only 3GB from the 11GB I bought yesterday Now my question to MTN is this If I used 3GB from 11GB that means I should have 8GB left Why do I have just 4GB left? Where did my remaining 4GB go??? All evidence attached in the screenshots below👇👇👇 We need to call out MTN for these recent thefts as I’m sure I’m not the only one facing this problem

@_theymi All

As a woman, which can you do A. Put on generator B. K!ll fowl C. Jump fence D. Eat four noodles at once E. Fix bulb

@Ruky_Baby27 Just move on. Seeing your family is one thing, getting married is another. How long isn't how well ❤️‍🩹

Imagine you’re 29 years old, and you’ve been in a relationship with someone since you were 25. Now, you meet another man who is ready to marry you within a few months. You take your time, you pray, you make your findings, you do your research, and you become convinced he’s the right choice. So you make up your mind to marry him. Suddenly, the man you’ve been with for years shows up and says, “Oh, so you want to leave me for someone you just met? Fine, let’s go and see your family immediately!” Now I ask you… what would you do? Will you cancel your plans with the new man and go back to the old one? Or will you move on and continue with the man who is ready to commit? Don’t forget you had already begged the first man several times to come and see your family because you knew you weren’t getting any younger… but he never did. So, what’s your decision?

@kumxem Thank you 😊

If someone tells you, “you’re weird,” what would you reply with?

@thatguytelvin Ya getting wed on my birthday. I pray the love last forever and God provide everything needed to make the union stand strong forever ♾️💗

And just like that, our journey to forever ♾️ starts from here ❤️🥹💍

@DazylingQueeen Add 600k to it so your mum can get 700k too

My husband gives his mom ₦700k monthly, but my own mom gets ₦100k. How should I handle this?¿

@pocaofweb3 @CantStopLans 🤣🤣

@CantStopLans It's easier to scam a Nigerian than convince him/her that they're being scammed.

You’ll beg Nigerians from morning till night to use their fucking brains and they’ll refuse

@pocaofweb3 @ThaBoyYom 😭🥹

@ThaBoyYom How's soda missing from this list?

As a Nigerian adult, your health can actually get 60% better just by avoiding - Noodles - Pasta - Bread - Semo - Alcohol + Sugary beverages - Shawarma/Pizza/Pastries In fact, just start seeing them as poison and avoid completely Try it for just 4 months first and see.

Dear Nigerian men, All your lives, you've been lied to. Fertility issues aren't gender specific. Men do have biological clocks. The quality of your sperm peaks at 30, subtle decline in your 30s & significnt decline in your 40s. Your sperm can cause pregnancy complications 🙏

@Astro_jessie 🥺🥹😭😭😭

When you realise period pain is only a 1cm cervix dilation and childbirth is 10cm dilation 😭