O$$@. && omollo

@ali_naka Black Americans won't fight Africans.

If America was to invade Africa and my task was to put together an African army. It would have VERY few Kenyans, Nigerians and Zimbabweans!!

@ayielar Ancestors

@patosvi Nimesema masanse nikaambiwa mimi ni mzee. Wewe sijui utaitwa nini? Ponyi?? 😂 😂

Mnaita masanse 'Feds'? Feds? In Kenya??? When did we start having a Federal anything in this country? The rest of Africa is right about Kenyans.

@MikeSonko Unnecessary hype,lakini NI advertising .

Media mogul Jeff Koinange has finally joined the big league with the Samsung Trifold the most expensive phone in the world. He’s now member number 123 globally… while I’m comfortably holding position 119 . Welcome to the club, my brother!

Nimeota Ukabila imeisha,Stima na maji kwa kila nyumba , Madawa kwa hosi, Jobs kwa kila youth ,siasa na corruption imeisha ,My dear Kenya,my piece of earth, NI Tamu.

@WanjiruNjoya Whee aki unachoma

Africans were selling fellow Africans as slaves to Arab slave traders for CENTURIES before the first Europeans ever showed up. And when Britain banned the slave trade they got angry that their trade was being thwarted and refused to stop slave trading.

@ZawadiKelvin Nimeona red flags mbili we umeona ngapi?

Nikikumbka sitamuoa naaamka kupiga shot ingne 😅😅kumamaye if i perish i perish

@Mwafreeka These guys are friends of your friends, they came for the cameras and equipment and most likely they had a down payment for the loot.

Iko Nini Studio ROBBED! Help Us Identify Robbery Suspects!Iko Nini Podcast is offering a Ksh 100,000 cash reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the three men who robbed our studio and stole 2 cameras.

Nashukuru aki

@MudgeRulf @Diasporanethub Niko shamba.

Je, Uko Kadi?

@ashleik_ Hey girls don't poop.

I tend to poop so much when I'm overly anxious, my body really reacts to stress...

@vinguard254 We need trains ,these distances are not ment for road transport.

A Kenyan citizen gives a look at the border between Kenya and Ethiopia.

The tragedy of life is realising how much we miss ,in literature,music art simply because we don't know the language, the greatest songs ever sang are not in English nor French..you can translate the words but not the rhythm.

@NjeriBt Hehe this is all Comedy usikach ,pole bas

These tu bois on here who insult women are lucky we dont meet face to.face and their matusi is just here online. Ninge wacharaza wote. Theres no man I cant beat up.

@MillicentOmanga We cannot forget.we have receipts.

@jbarbier Thank you and ,God bless. Crl-X,Crl-C.

After 3 incredible years and 1.6M students later, my journey at ALX Africa has come to an end. It has been a life-changing experience, during which I made a lot of friends, worked with an incredibly dedicated team, and met so many talented students. A few numbers. We scaled from a few thousand students to 1.6M students on our platform. Students loved it and many of them took more than one course: 4M total! For the famous #ALX_SE Software engineering program, our SE students made an average of 2,000 commits and our checker reviewed 180M of their projects. That’s 2B lines of code… and that was before Claude Code. They actually wrote these themselves (unless Kimba said otherwise :) A big thank you to all my SE team mates, I am so proud of what we have accomplished, and I will really miss you all. Thank you to Fred for the trust he put in me and always supporting my crazy new and disruptive ideas. Thank you to my students. It was an honor to work with you, watch you struggle but relentlessly move forward, no matter what, until you got this job. To those who are still struggling finding this job, keep pushing forward. Don’t let go. You got this. You all have worked so hard and I am so proud of you. You are the greatest thing I've ever been part of and I can't wait to see what impact you will have on the world. It’s your turn to shine now, and hopefully for some of you to give back to the community whenever you are in a position to. I hope you’ll keep sharing the good news with me when you get this internship, this job, or when you launch your company. These messages are everything to me. In any case, I’ll be watching you from afar, and you can count on me to continue answering all your LinkedIn and X messages. Can’t conclude without ALX Africa’s signature: continue to “Do Hard Things”. Remember who you are, where you are coming from, and where you set out to go. I’ll see you there soon. With love. J PS: Want to know what's next for me? Drop your email here: forms.gle/uXkakKduHgx9tp…

@JaneFKyalo Hiyo 2 imetoka wapi teacher?

Teaching Additional Math- Again. 😄

@skglearning I give it An A+

@sciencegirl Am I the only one see it ,?

NASA’s coffee cup, designed to not spill in zero gravity

@NelsonHavi Your credibility is wanting.

I am back and my first proposition is free or affordable public transport infrastructure in all Cities, starting with Nairobi as a model. We cannot continue surviving in this age, we must live decently and affordably.