patrickburns1

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patrickburns1

patrickburns1

@patrickburns1

Husband, father, friend, entrepreneur, owner of Palace Coffee Company with a few odds and ends thrown in.

Texas, USA Katılım Kasım 2008
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Louis Virtel
Louis Virtel@louisvirtel·
I'm concerned kids aren't seeing the same episode of TV 75 times. Nickelodeon made like 14 episodes of Salute Your Shorts to play during the entire 1990s and instead of switching the channel, you simply announced "Oh good, it's a Pinsky one" and your siblings would gather.
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Zac Wilkerson
Zac Wilkerson@Zac_Wilkerson·
I just received an invitation to join the Illuminati. On IG. I was positive it would be from a giant raven carrying a golden scroll that evaporated as soon as I whispered “I accept” but I guess IG is more efficient.
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Trish Rothgeb
Trish Rothgeb@TrishRothgeb·
Why is there an egg shortage?
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Randall Woodfin
Randall Woodfin@randallwoodfin·
📣 Announcing "Home for All" 📣 We are launching project Home for All, to provide dignified and safe housing units and wraparound services to residents in need. Each unit is lockable, heated and cooled, and furnished with a desk and bed.
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Imogene Cancellare, PhD
Imogene Cancellare, PhD@biologistimo·
It’s my 13th anniversary with @ecologistMC which simply means I got plastered drunk at a NYE party in 2009 and asked him to be my boyfriend.
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patrickburns1
patrickburns1@patrickburns1·
@PokeTraveling Funny you say that when one of yours flippped off the middle school cheerleaders that spelled out TCU at halftime show. Some shitty fans on both sides. Keep painting w/ that broad brush though. It was a great game that was fun to be at. TCU was the better team that day.
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patrickburns1@patrickburns1·
@Radthanael @maxfischers I watched that movie last week! It was such a great film. Some of the acting done by the young actors was perfect. I’ve compared it to a mashup of stranger things, dazed and confused (soundtrack), it, and sixth sense.
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Jomboy
Jomboy@Jomboy_·
"Hey, you're doing just great" Oklahoma little leaguer gets hit in the head and then comforts the pitcher who is shaken up afterward
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Joseph Sakran
Joseph Sakran@JosephSakran·
Proud of @RepSwalwell continuing to lead by example. "Who are you here for? Are you here for our Kids or are you here for the Killers?" I'm here for the Kids, how about you?
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Brick & Elm Magazine
Brick & Elm Magazine@brickandelm·
Reminder: Digital editions of every Brick & Elm are available at our website thanks to our friends at @palacecoffee. If you prefer to hold a magazine in your hands, of course, you can find us at retailers across the city. brickandelm.com/e-edition
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