patrick clark

@itvMLshow I have an electric car and Suddenly an ev rate appeared with Scottish power and I get electricity for 5.99p per unit midnight to 5am. That’s when I charge my car, do the washing, put dishwasher on and even heat the hottub!!

@Jhinchliffe07 Would you like a tropical beer? I have some in the fridge!!

Just pretending I'm in gran canaria 😂👏🌞🦊

@dresserman Interestingly it hasn’t changed in Germany yet….

Lidl clearly realised how expensive their loyalty scheme was as they continued to reach scale. IE there's a tipping point. See also: Asda Cashpot.

@HiperDino_ I’ve seen this tshirt in the Hiperdino Express in the Cita Centre. Please can you advise me how I can get one as the colleague told me they aren’t available there….

@sometimesyouwin @dresserman Didn’t Safeway do deals like this in their dying days? Never had any stock either!!

@dresserman Promotional execution hall of fame👌

@dougiebrimson @marksandspencer Flower bags are exempt from the charge

@spenley I’ve been to Barcelona twice and both times people have tried to rob me. I was sat on a bench at a station and a guy kept edging closer to my bag after eying it up. Hope you got it all sorted. They know what they’re doing!

This is how thieves can swipe your bag without you noticing. I lost my passport and my devices, so couldn't fly home. Later I'll share what happened next, including how I tracked down some of my possessions, how you remotely wipe your devices, how I got an emergency travel document, and how amazingly kind people were to me. Please share this video, and you might save someone else from going through the same thing. Thanks x #robbery #mugging #barcelona

@80s_Kidz That’s my dog!

Daytime TV when you were off sick from school. What else should be added to these?

@ruddick @BBCBreakfast @TVNaga01 Heinz toast stoppers as a treat on a Sunday evening - just don’t burn your mouth!!!

Findus Crispy Pancake anyone?! Pink custard?! Apparently, we're having a nostalgic nosh fest: buying old school food and rating retro recipes! I want to know for @BBCBreakfast: what is your favourite meal from back in the day? I might make mine for Charlie and @TVNaga01!

@Jhinchliffe07 It’s really horrible weather isn’t it

The face you make when its cold and raining in uk 🤣 # sad face

@McDonaldsUK are the mcplant nuggets coming soon… is that why the vegetarian options have mostly been discontinued?

@ruddick @carolkirkwood That’s really nice to hear! I bet she will be sorely missed.

@patrickclarkuk @carolkirkwood I can testify she's just as fabulous. A wonderful, supportive and kind colleague.

I'm lost for words. @carolkirkwood is the best of Breakfast. Whenever I've mentioned I work on the programme, "we love Carol" is generally the first thing people say. And they are right to. Irreplaceable.

@j0rdmaguire What is it?

Obsessed 😉

@dresserman Definitely not wasting money on pot hole repairs… maybe they have invested in local tyre and suspension repair centres?

Let’s hope the huge concern over costs for elections extends to other areas of huge waste in local and central government.

@dresserman The row of closed down market kitchens as you enter my local store is just depressing. They seem to be just used for storage and to display multiple do not use notices on the equipment. A false wall could at least be put up! With lighting on 50% so the store is dim. Not good!

Not sure where I collected these from but heady days. Street a differential. Not a cost line.

Bertrude is watching his favourite programme… that’s my dog! @rewindtvuk

@ruddick @BBCBreakfast @british_sauna @SarahCam3 @BBCNews I hope you’re being paid good money for that!!! 🥶

I FEEL BETTER! I don't ever lie on @BBCBreakfast, but this might have been a slight exaggeration! Contrast therapy 🤣 Sauna? Yes! Cold water? No!

@rewindtvuk Terry and June

@BBCWatchdog But today is Thursday?

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