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Patrick Ramirez

@patrickinmyhead

Stand up Comedian, Oakland (now Las Vegas) Raider fan, I have a dream to one day have a dream

yeah yeah, I live in LA Katılım Kasım 2011
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Patrick Ramirez@patrickinmyhead·
When I started comedy comics would be furiously writing in notebooks in the back. Now they're furiously setting up tripods
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I'm voting for the candidate that texts me the least
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I'm big in the bot community
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I wouldn't say I'm depressed but I have been singing along lately to music in the grocery store
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I really want to have a deep political discussion but there isn't a coffee shop anywhere near me
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Thanks to the LA Times for continuing to report on everyone who (a) caused the LA fires thru sheer incompetence/stupidity, (b) had no real plan for stopping the fires, and/or (c) tried to cover up their own mistakes/liability afterwards. What a disgrace. latimes.com/california/sto…
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Tom Brady is now explaining how to throw a football
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Game update: Erin Andrews has been attacked by a gang of rival birds
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Lived experience- Translation: this happened to me once.
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Don't start a conversation with me by saying "here's the thing"
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Patrick Ramirez@patrickinmyhead·
Go ahead Apple keeps sending those updates, I'm never backing up my iPhone
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If I never date a triathlete this life will be a success
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I'm very popular in the bot community
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Patrick Ramirez@patrickinmyhead·
If your having a bad day, feed a dog some chips and enjoy.
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Let's be real for a second, Mark Sanchez has a great "drunk story"
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