Patrick Monahan

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT: ‘Patrick Monahan - Exclusively’. Starts Saturday 10th Feb 2024 to Glasgow 30th June 2024. All details on my website patrickmonahan.co.uk (sign up to my mailing list to be kept up to date!) Happy #Monday xx #brand #new #standup #comedy #tour #exclusively

Who you get your singing talent off? I’m back on tour this FRIDAY night 24th April in beautiful Washington Arts Centre (in uk not America)! Happy Wednesday hugs xx #standup #comedy #crowdwork #washington #tyneside

There’s a lot of confusion & scandals around at the mo! Keir Starmer says that he didn’t know Peter Mandelson had failed the security vetting process. Happy checking Tuesday xx #keirstarmer #petermandelson #uk #government #polictics

If you got a £1 for everything Donald Trump said “Peace Deal” we’d all be billionaires like him! Happy peaceful Sunday xx #DonaldTrump #america #iran #peacedeal #straitofhormuz

What a brilliant week of shows! Thanks to everyone at my tour shows in Hasland & Grantham, more dates to come! Thanks to Paula Seedhouse at Institute of shipbrokers in Liverpool & to brilliant Al Disley Images for great photos! & Worcester cricket club for their amazing event! X

Thank you so much to everyone who came to the SELL OUT show at the lovely Hasland Club, Chesterfield tour show last night! More pics to follow soon xx See you in lovely Grantham Guildhall Arts tonight Sat 18th April for tour! Happy Saturday hugs xx #standup #grantham #crowdwork

Trump is the gift that keeps on giving! Unfortunately it’s not a great gift! He’s like an ex-partner that you can’t work out if he’s slightly unhinged or just totally unhinged! Happy Donald Friday xx #donaldTrump #iran #america #straitofhormuz #trump

Tour continues tonight Fri in beautiful Chesterfield at Hasland! And Sat 18th April Grantham @guildhallartscentre ‘the good, the pat’ show! Happy Friday hugs xx Thanks to lovely @rainhamcricketclub #standup #comedy #tour #crowdwork #grantham

How times have changed, when we came to the UK in the 1980’s you had to jump through all sorts of hoops to get a visa & I still haven’t got a British passport. But today I could get one if I got a dodgy legal advisor 🤣 happy Thursday #uk #britain #middleeast #iran #visa

The TOUR bus is back on the road this week & month! 17th April Chesterfield, Hasland SOLD OUT 18th April Grantham Guildhall 24th April Washington Arts 6th May Hemel Hempstead 9th May Southport Atkinson 15th May Bordon Phoenix 16th Lincoln Twisted realities Big Wednesday Tour hugs

I love people telling me about their life! Especially during a show! Massive thanks to @mossycomedy for brilliant charity fundraiser @rivoliballroom & @demelzacharity big Tuesday hugs xx #standup #comedy #rivoli #demelza #heckler

Have you managed to hold a press conference recently? What have you got to say? Happy Melania Monday xx #Melania #MelaniaTrump #press #conference #trump

The TOUR continues…Friday 17th April Hasland, Chesterfield is S0LD 0UT! But Saturday 18th April Grantham, Guildhall Arts centre, tickets available. Big Saturday hugs xx #standup #comedy #tour #grantham #chesterfield

How is it the weekend already? I’m not complaining! But just wondering how many more weeks it will take for America, Iran & the world to sort themselves out! Happy deal Friday xx #iran #america #israel #lebanon #deal

Just when you think the world couldn’t get any more bonkers! A shop worker got sacked cos he tackled a shop lifter!! I’m on tour next week: Fri 17th April Hasland, Chesterfield (sorry SOLD OUT) Sat 18th April Guildhall Arts, Grantham (tickets still available) Big Thursday hugs x

Donald Trump’s negotiating skills! Epic fury, America 🇺🇸 first campaign! Happy deal Wednesday xx #DonaldTrump #america #iran #deal #straitofhormuz

First sight of hot weather in the UK & everyone’s talking about festivals! Kanye West & Wireless festival cancelled! Sunshine Tuesday hugs xx #kanyewest #wireless #festival #uk #sunshine

Trump drops the F-bomb on Iran! #trump #iran #war #bomb

HAPPY EASTER! Thank you to everyone who’s been to tour shows so far, more tour shows Hasland Chesterfield, Grantham & Washington this month & Hemel Hempstead, Lincoln & Bordon next month! Big chocolate eggs hugs xx #standup #comedy #tour #easter #heckler

How’s your heating bills? Apparently everyone’s getting a solar panel, making their own food & fertiliser! Happy Easter Saturday xx #easter #saturday #fuel #heating #bills

Watch out…Storm Dave’s about! Happy Easter & Good Friday hugs xx This Saturday I have a tour show in Dulwich & Monday a preview in new cross! All details on me website! X #goodFriday #easter #bankHoliday #storm #StormDave