Patrick Pajak

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Patrick Pajak

Patrick Pajak

@patrickpajak

Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Patrick Pajak
Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
Now-a-days, whenever I hear someone say that they want a white Christmas, it's tough to tell whether they are saying they like snow around the holidays, or if they're just a Republican.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
I just saw a guy at a casino get fired from his job, simply for making a bet. I asked him what happened and he said he bet "the over" on a game. I was shocked. I asked what he did and he said he worked at a funeral home. Turns out they take the title of Undertaker quite seriously
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Jerrad Anderson
Jerrad Anderson@Jerrad307·
@patrickpajak After Swayze and Ewing? Wait, are we including Pat? Pat Boone, Pat Sajak. You're in there somewhere though.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
@bairdsly That does check out, considering my yearly salary would cover a midrange level of loafer
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Chris B@bairdsly·
@patrickpajak They didn’t fire you they just had to move money around for footwear bonuses for an employee at the time and eliminated your position. It’s completely different.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
@bairdsly Look, I don't if rowing or wading in the lake would have been more fun. But it is nice to have different options to choose from. I guess at the end of the day, all I know is that I'm pro choice.
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Chris B@bairdsly·
@patrickpajak Man, I wouldn’t wade into this argument unless you really want to get into a row about it with people on the internet. It’s a touchy subject.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
I'm at a lake today and can't decide if I should get in a boat and paddle myself around, or just slowly walk around in the water. I now understand why the US is so split on the Row v Wade debate
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
After a rainy spring, I'm shocked that the Native Americans didn't realize the Pilgrims were going to land at Plymouth Rock. I thought that everyone knew that April showers bring Mayflowers.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
@dpshow How do you not mention Johnny Gaudreau? A star NHL player tragically died. That should lead the show.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
I think we can all agree that FingerElbow isn't a socially acceptable thing to name a child, so how did Tony slip through the cracks?
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
I just discovered some Mediterranean cheese in a small college town outside of Spokane. I think I'll call it Fettuccine.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
@Jerrad307 Really feel like I deserve better than that. Although, I do appreciate a good Curb gif...
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
I want to be a defense attorney who exclusively defends people named Jehovah- just so I could watch the jury get real quiet and pretend not to be there when I say "I'd like to call Jehovah's witness to the stand".
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
I am terrified by the thought of being alone. The idea that my entire worth is tied to having a home, or a car, or some other personal equity is awful. I can't stand it. Wait, did I say alone? I meant a loan.
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Patrick Pajak@patrickpajak·
@Jerrad307 Pshhhh...it's called building a rapport. Can you help me out @JaySawvel? What has been on the lunch menu recently?
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Jerrad Anderson
Jerrad Anderson@Jerrad307·
@patrickpajak Look, I’m not some hard hitting journalist. If you want the big stories you’re going to have to look elsewhere.
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