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#dandarostreets PSL Giants Caps United visited the Mujuru homestead this afternoon to pay their condolences to Ronald Mujuru Sr, who recently lost his entire family in a tragic road accident. The gesture adds to a growing wave of support from across the football community, as clubs and supporters unite in mourning and stand in solidarity with Mujuru during this difficult time. Follow our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

After all these years, I finally found the original one 😭😭

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Another legend is born 😂😂😂🔥🔥

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz is open. It has been open every day since February 28. The IRGC never closed it. What the IRGC did is convert 21 miles of international waterway into a permissioned gate with a toll booth, a vetting process, and a guest list. Traffic has collapsed 70 to 80 percent. But the handful of tankers that transit each day do so with IRGC clearance, paid in yuan or USDT, at $2 million to $4 million per vessel. The process is now documented. A tanker operator contacts an IRGC-linked intermediary. The operator submits vessel ownership, flag state, cargo manifest, destination, crew list, and AIS transponder data. The IRGC runs background checks: no US-linked ownership, no Israeli cargo, no flagging to aggressor states. If approved, a toll is negotiated. Payment is executed in cash, Chinese yuan, or USDT on the Tron network. The IRGC issues VHF radio clearance with a specific time window and route through Iranian territorial waters near Larak Island, where IRGC Navy performs visual confirmation. The vessel transits. No physical escort is provided. The “protection” is the removal of the interdiction threat. You are safe because the entity that would attack you has decided not to. China passes. India passes. Pakistan, Turkey, Malaysia, Iraq, Bangladesh pass. Shadow fleet operators aligned with Russia pass. Not all pay the full toll. Some receive exemptions through government-to-government arrangements. Some pay reduced rates. Some pay nothing because the geopolitical alignment is payment enough. The system is not a blockade. It is a membership club with a cover charge denominated in currencies that are not the US dollar. And here is what nobody is covering. Lloyd’s of London and the international insurance market have withdrawn standard hull and machinery coverage for Hormuz transits. War-risk policies now carry premiums of up to 5 percent of vessel value, $5 million for a $100 million tanker, per voyage. But the actuarial models that price those premiums now incorporate IRGC vetting status as a risk-reduction variable. If a vessel can prove it has paid the toll and received VHF clearance, the probability of loss drops from above 20 percent to below 5 percent. The same models that price hurricane risk and earthquake exposure are now pricing IRGC compliance as a safety factor. The insurance industry has done something no government intended: it has formalised IRGC authority over the strait in actuarial mathematics. A tanker that pays the toll is insurable. A tanker that does not is stranded. Dozens of vessels sit outside the strait right now, unable to transit because no underwriter will cover them. The insurance withdrawal is not a market reaction. It is a structural enforcement mechanism that makes IRGC permission the prerequisite for commercial shipping. Every toll paid in yuan is a barrel that settled outside the dollar system. Every USDT transaction on Tron is a 3-second settlement bypassing SWIFT and sanctions. Iran’s parliament is drafting legislation to formalise the toll as “security compensation.” If that bill passes, ad-hoc extortion becomes sovereign law, and the precedent for chokepoint monetisation enters the international legal framework. Gold watches from the side. Spot prices muted at $5,000 to $5,400 by dollar strength and rising yields, while central banks in China, Russia, and India quietly accumulate on every dip. The short-term safe-haven has not fired. The long-term de-dollarization trade is loading. The strait is open. The molecules move. But only for those who pay the toll, in the currency the toll booth accepts, after the vetting the toll booth requires. The rest wait. The clocks tick. Saturday arrives. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@RetiredPundit @__temiszn @MidfieldGenius9 @MatamboDelano @TrinityMoyo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@__temiszn @MidfieldGenius9 @MatamboDelano @patricktsikayi @TrinityMoyo munhu rume haafaniri kuchemaso

His life flashed right before his eyes 😭😭😂

@MatamboDelano @academy_dinda @RetiredPundit Not fair though..

@academy_dinda @RetiredPundit @patricktsikayi

Zimbabwe Zimbabwe In group stages In super 8s

@RetiredPundit @DAMIADENUGA @MatamboDelano @MidfieldGenius9 @TrinityMoyo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@patricktsikayi @DAMIADENUGA @MatamboDelano @MidfieldGenius9 @TrinityMoyo Dzikati rega nditorara… the it cldnt fit part knocked him out

Dude found out another man fcked his girl and this was her reaction 😳

@RetiredPundit @DAMIADENUGA @MatamboDelano @MidfieldGenius9 @TrinityMoyo Lol you can’t hold that ish in bro… The more you try to hold it in the worse it gets 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@patricktsikayi @DAMIADENUGA @MatamboDelano @MidfieldGenius9 @TrinityMoyo Apa anenge ari muface wako… he just couldnt hold it

@RetiredPundit @DAMIADENUGA @MatamboDelano @MidfieldGenius9 @TrinityMoyo Bro in the back is dead 🤣🤣🤣

@DAMIADENUGA @MatamboDelano @MidfieldGenius9 @patricktsikayi @TrinityMoyo streets are rough

@MidfieldGenius9 @RetiredPundit @FrankEra_ @MatamboDelano Sesko is a beast emmet..

@RetiredPundit @FrankEra_ @patricktsikayi @MatamboDelano The lad simply can’t sprint simple as

LOOK AT SESKO'S SPEED. 🤯⚡️x.com/Uncutclipz/sta…

@RetiredPundit @MHassanFootball @MidfieldGenius9 @MatamboDelano @TrinityMoyo Well put.

@MHassanFootball @MidfieldGenius9 @MatamboDelano @TrinityMoyo @patricktsikayi

Wow. Hats off. Words wrapped in absolute GOLD. I don’t think it can be explained any better than this. Respect to Kompany and Bayern Munich. 🙏

@RetiredPundit @Simply_miles8 @MurapaG @MidfieldGenius9 @TrinityMoyo @MatamboDelano Pashata apa

@Simply_miles8 @MurapaG @MidfieldGenius9 @TrinityMoyo @patricktsikayi @MatamboDelano its not looking good bruv

The heartbreak don start 🤣🤣

@RetiredPundit @dmightyangel 🤣🤣🤣🤣 who be man u

@dmightyangel Hanzi man u ndiani 🤣🤣🤣

Nothing as interesting as football viewing centre during too games🤣🤣

I Know Andre 3000 Don’t Rap Anymore But His Verse On “Sixteen” Belongs In The MoMA 🔥⛽️

how can you tell me football is not your favorite sport?😭🤭

@RetiredPundit @pmcafrica Lol but guy is a baller, he saved quite a lot of pennies there…

@pmcafrica @patricktsikayi reminds me of the bnk clown

A worker rushed into a burning luxury car dealership and saved every vehicle despite warnings from the fire crew 😏