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@Phoenix2A_1980s She touched her face 😫

God almighty. This looks and sounds like a straight up Reno 911 skit. Houston.... what are ya'll doing in these streets playing with dirty underwear 🤨😂

@Sm00thWarehouse @izamamaa Perfect

now wait a minute

I remember my grandpa’s freezer being full of Mayfield ice cream sandwiches😅

@MattWalshBlog You wouldn’t believe what Lady Gaga did over the skies of Miami at Ultra Music Festival 2012

Call me a buzzkill but I don’t think we should allow companies to take over the entire night sky with an ad for their product

@plzbepatient @malmesburyman They can’t rotate the ballroom in their minds eye

This is pretty representative of the libtard’s inability to extrapolate into the future

Who authorized this

@TaraBull This is voodoo

Madison Preparatory Academy in Baton Rouge Louisiana has a 'celebration section' for graduates

We’re in a drought. Everything’s dry, including the damaged trees from the ice storm. What a joke.

Pal’s Nationalism

@Logo_Daedalus There will be NO Wee Sing Sillyville slander on the timeline

Every so often I remind myself that I watched this at daycare as a young child & it’s so horrifying that nobody with taste intervened, it has the aesthetics of a bad salvia trip. It has such a cursed energy, it makes me feel nauseous, I watched this 100 times probably.

Checking in w my dad on WhatsApp on his Mediterranean cruise… “how is your aneurysm? Is mom pooping?”

Guests on Jesse Watters Primetime

@SpencerAlthouse This is getting old

LOL Will Ferrell just had Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers pretend to be him during his SNL opening monologue "No, shut up! Shut up! Everyone, shut up! What the hell is wrong with you?! He pushed me down backstage, and I fell HARD. Lorne had to give me mouth-to-mouth!"

Now auto flush the public toilet since he finally got all the edges covered by the wax paper.

@JackPosobiec The romanticization of the French Revolution is a massive cultural problem that must be fixed. It was a communist revolution before communism had a name.

@jerminator1983 @EasyPoliticsUSA Aw

@EasyPoliticsUSA Whenever I see Louisville and Cincinnati in the same sentence I hear a distant calliope tooting a joyful tune.

As somebody from the Suburbs of Louisville, I’ve always had a deep spiritual connection to Cincinnati. The Ohio River Valley, Pittsburgh, it all speaks to me in ways not many can fully grasp.

@wallsallaround But it looks like Adam driver

Someone with this pfp just liked my tweet

@PolacheckKSR @RoushKSR @JakeNawrot @KSRonX @Rivals @On3 It’s obvious he got Mom’s genes. Let’s not go inside her.

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They took 30 min of our lives to explain an impromptu call will now be called “rounding up”