@Kama_Kamilia Back when ya could have a big fat fuck off gut sink 20 pints score a hatrick shag the keepers man’s ask Beardsley how many sizzling sausages where in the pan
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Connor Pattison
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Every time Puskas is brought up, nobody ever mentions as to why he was banned for two years.
While playing a match against Bilbao in a cup, Hungarian Revolution happened where Soviets killed thousands and exiled hundreds of thousands.
He was banned because UEFA wanted to force him to return to Hungary, where he’d most likely end up on a train to Siberia
Yes, UEFA has always been fucked
Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet
🇭🇺🤯 When Ferenc Puskás arrived at Real Madrid, he was already 31 years old, had been suspended for TWO YEARS and was reportedly 12kg overweight. 👀 Real Madrid manager Luis Carniglia was stunned when the signing was confirmed and he famously asked: 🗣️ “And what about his belly?” The President replied: 🗣️ “You’ll get rid of it.” ✨ What happened next became football history: ⚽️ 242 goals in 262 games. 🏆 3 European Cups. 🏆 5 League titles. 🏆 1 Intercontinental Cup. 🏆 4 Pichichi awards. His legacy became so enormous that FIFA named the award for the BEST goal of the year after him: The Puskás Award. 🐐
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Dwayne Leverock's iconic catch in 2007 WC
JB@93Yorker
Quote with the best catch in cricket history.
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Messi legit passed him the ball 3 times and he couldn’t even return it once 😭?
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Stepping into Christmas 🎄 🎅☃️❄️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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All week the media warning Newcastle fans to be wary of the unhinged Marseille ultras, poor French lot probably need counselling after what they’ve experienced over past 48 hours hahaahahahaha
Murph@NUFCMurph
What was his plan of action here 😂😂😂 #NUFC
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3 pints of primer please
Jessaline Caine@jessalinecaine
Completed fascinated by this decorator centre that was clearly a pub in bristol
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If you dont like what I post this is how I feel. 🤣 🤣 🤣
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