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@mikedaw2000 Get some lorne in

Just heard your boyfriend objecting to something there by saying ‘kill it with fire’

Mental that it’s been 5 years since the majority of the U.K. voted in favour of making life more difficult for ourselves and nae cunt has stepped in during that time and went oh now hing on a minute we need to reverse this because it’s too self destructive to go ahead

can’t actually believe how good Metroid Dread is. So many games make me think Christ I wish I was smart enough to design something as good as this but MD is another level. Pinnacle stuff #GOTY

Just seen your boyfriend in the park with his drone

EMMI getting my arse handed to me aff these Metroid terminators like

Just sat down with a Large Lager and switched the new Metroid on at the end of the week. I don’t think there can be a more perfect moment in time?

Get Costume Quest on the switch for Halloween please 🎃

C’mon you know LG x

@WretchedMorgan They were good days. Important even. Twitter defining!

@WretchedMorgan Kinky bun

At that point where a metroidvania just clicks and axiom verge 2 is PHENOMENAL

That’s the gemme Nigel

Anyway I reckon roast beef season starts today Nigel

Any time I see a tweet with NGL in it I read it as Nigel

Honestly if a good summer is 30+ every day, burning the grass, can’t breathe and killing people weather then count me out eh. 20-25 is very pleasant thank you

Loadsa folk keep saying to me how we’ve had a shit summer. It’s literally been 20-25c every single day for 4 months with occasional spikes of high 20s and periods of blue sunny skies for weeks on end like most years. A good summer.

I’ve had to eat a lot of microwave food lately and man it has improved significantly in recent years. Some of the £3 bowls from Aldi are actually magnificent and a shitload better than a lot of pub meals I’ve paid £12 for