Paul Sorrell

@DreyfusJames An early mobile phone experiment 🤣

Was walking Hobbes through my village yesterday, & I SHIT you not, a truck slowly past me, with an old-fashioned telephone box strapped upright on the back of it. Was too slow to get my phone out, but it was like that famous scene from “La Cabina” ‘72. If you know, you know…

@solentsport Bragg not Downes

@009dye @SouthamptonFC @EmiratesFACup We're the "away" team as name drawn second #saintsfc

@SouthamptonFC @EmiratesFACup This is Southampton's official page what idiot in your media team thought it was a good idea to put Man City name first 😡

Your YELLOWS 💛

@lukephilip94 Saturday? BBC1

For any other unfortunate fans who aren’t able to go Sunday, any recommendations where to watch in town? Doubt there will be anyone left 😅 #saintsfc

@TJ6491 It relates to two bookings in fa cup matches as they're separate things

I don’t understand why Manning is banned only from the Semi and couldn’t serve his suspension in the league, yet downes has to miss the semi? #saintsfc

@Seb_81_ @FondOfBeetles @alexmassie Pyrex jug in the microwave works 🤣

@FondOfBeetles @alexmassie I mean cleaning the pan can be annoying but who can't cook a scrambled egg?

State of the replies on this. Broiled salmon? Slow cooked chicken? It’s an omelette. It’s always an omelette.

Apparently X is “playing up”. I have not unfollowed anyone. It’s just showing that I have. What this app needs is a good, public birching, frankly…

@jamie_guce We've only three league games left

if we manage to win all our remaining 4, and Milwall drop points somewhere, then we will be going up. Ipswich will drop points 100%. #saintsfc

@ameslou23 I don't think you get a coach ticket anymore just give your name and have id to prove it's you at the pickup you bought #Saintsfc

Has anyone travelled by the official coaches before they say we have tickets for the coach but mine for swansea haven’t arrived yet, i know it’s still afew days away but how long do they usually take? #saintsfc

@AlfieFletcherYT @Connor0744 Just seen they seem to be transferable but the original owner is liable for behaviour!

@AlfieFletcherYT @Connor0744 Delivery of ticket by saints ticket app will make sharing numbers difficult

Any ST holder not doing Wembley? #saintsfc

@greggyfc @BradBsfc Just read that, strange as I thought they'd use it to stop eligible supporters passing to others 🤷‍♂️

Any season ticket holders not bothering with Wembley ? I need a spare supporter number for my dad. I know it’s a long shot but worth a go. Would be much appreciated #saintsfc

@sandez666 @paulelford5 Tuesday!

@paulelford5 If you look closer it's actually next Saturdays too! 🤣🤣

Today's Programme. #dcfc #dcfcfans

@ameslou23 Yes as long as the away game credited to their number

Sounds dumb but i initially pay for my dad + brothers away tickets we have all been to at least one away can i buy them together on tuesday? #saintsfc

@ryan_rodwell Ticket would be delivered to the original ticket holder's app and won't be transferable

Right then. Any Season Tickets holders not planning on going to Wembley want to help a guy from Belfast secure some tickets? 🤞🏻 #Saintsfc

@LeedsShirts13 @willsyms7 @AlfieHouseEcho Probably to give the ticket website a chance of functioning

@willsyms7 @AlfieHouseEcho I get that. What I mean is, why is it a +1 away game before the standard ST holders? Surely every ST holder could get a ticket if there’s over 33k?

🚨 Saints given 33,350 tickets for FA Cup semi-final vs Man City at Wembley. Tue 14 Apr, 9:30am - season ticket holders with 1+ away game. Wed 15 Apr, 9:30am - all season ticket holders. Thu 16 Apr - 9:30am members with 1+ game, 1:30pm all members. #SaintsFC

@AlfieHouseEcho Welington !

Spot the two mistakes! ✍️ #SaintsFC

@StillNotWitty Ticket updated now

@paul_sorrell @SouthamptonFC I thought it might be, but preferred to check in case I turned up an hour late 😂

Is the kick on Saturday 3pm or 2pm? Ticket says one thing and website says another @SouthamptonFC #SaintsFC

Spelling matters.