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Eat more,Crunchie and Crispy Crunch are not good. The rest are excellent especially Glossette Raisins and Big Turk. I'm correct @RealMikeVersace @JSandlak19 @JoshuaGriffith0

At least once a season I wonder if I did something bad but not THAT bad in a previous life and being a #Mariners fan is my purgatory.

This. F******. Team.

"Jim Palmer threw five innings in a spring training game, then began his outfield running program, back when pitchers would run laps on the warning track while the game continued. With a young Mike Flanagan in the Orioles’ dugout, Earl Weaver called Flanagan over. “See that guy?” Weaver told Flanagan, pointing at Jim Palmer. “Just do what he does and you’ll never have a problem playing in the big leagues.” Earl Weaver’s Ten Laws of Baseball. 1. No one’s going to give a damn in July if you lost a game in March. 2. If you don’t make any promises to your players, you won’t have to break them. 3. The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat. 4. Your most precious possessions on offense are your 27 outs. 5. If you play for one run, that’s all you’ll get. 6. Don’t play for one run unless you know that run will win a ballgame. 7. It’s easier to find four good starters than five. 8. The best place for a rookie pitcher is long relief. 9. The key step for an infielder is the first one—left or right—but before the ball is hit. 10. The job of arguing with the umpires belongs to the manager, because it won’t hurt the team if he gets kicked out of the game.

When you're just trying to enjoy a beer in your backyard, but this is your view.

Happy May lawn weekend!

Can't wait!

@SocialAssassin2 @BasketballPhil I'd like to see Raley DH when Robles is back. Huge liability defensively. Refsnyder is this year's Kolten Wong.

@BasketballPhil @pauldebron I definitely agree. Refsnyder is a total joke

@SocialAssassin2 @pauldebron Raley needs to play every day. This platoon thing is silly

@trevormartins11 Do they open it between games? Grass needs sun.

Remember, the roof is closed because the sunlight will be inconsistent across the pitch if they open it during matches causing issues. Also, remember that three of the matches in this stadium are at 8pm, 8pm and 9pm local time.

@SocialAssassin2 Lotta season left.

@pauldebron Other than being unreasonably optimistic, I have no clue how you can think that. It’s not like he’s showing any signs of coming around, in fact he might be getting worse.

Cal Raleigh is killing the team. I have never seen anything like this. Just a black hole in the lineup. Can’t have this

Not sure but I think Daisy is pretty unimpressed with me right now.

Working on that distance!

@BasketballPhil @SocialAssassin2 Call him up. Kade Anderson to AAA. Castillo to the pen.

Call him up and either go with a 6 man rotation until Brash and Spier get back from injury or put Castillo in the pen @SocialAssassin2 @pauldebron

@SocialAssassin2 @BasketballPhil Ish.

@pauldebron @BasketballPhil Have you been watching the games?

@SocialAssassin2 @pauldebron

@BBGreatMoments Harold Reynolds and Alvin Davis.

Top 10 Mariners All Time. who's missing?

@SocialAssassin2 @BasketballPhil Dude's still a stud SS. Down is the only way to go.

@pauldebron @BasketballPhil Defensively he has definitely declined

Who was the first baseman on your first favorite major league team? I’ll start:

@SocialAssassin2 @BasketballPhil Jay Buhner can do no wrong in my eyes. I like Angie, just not for 3 hours

@pauldebron @BasketballPhil The woman is really bad. Let’s be honest. Buhner might be the worst. Mike Blowers was good.