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@ESPNCleveland Aunties and Uncs triggered. They are helpless now that they cannot use the race card with Watson. So they will call the media racist. Shedur is a backup at best. He is serviceable. If Watson fails, we draft a Qb in 2027. Intelligent fans know this

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@AdamSchein Dude. Give it a rest. The analytical jokes are tired. Knicks clearly the better team. Loved you when you were on Sirius NFL radio

Knicks by 20!!!!! 20!!!!! In a clinching game to get to finals! Kenny Atkinson has Cleveland leading according to his analytics!

@thedawgspodcast Aunties and Uncs triggered. They are helpless now that they cannot use the race card with Watson. So they will call the media racist. Shedur is a backup at best. He is serviceable. If Watson fails, we draft a Qb in 2027. Intelligent fans know this

Here are the numbers from PFF on which players were responsible for QB pressures in 2025: 29.1% — Shedeur Sanders 68.9% — Offensive line ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 21.4% — LT 12.6% — LG 8.7% — C 14.6% — RG 15.5% — RT 4.9% — RB/TE For reference, other starters in the same range as Sanders include: - Jalen Hurts (22.8%) - Patrick Mahomes (25.4%) - Lamar Jackson (27.3%) - Jaxson Dart (39.1%) It’s also worth noting that while Sanders had the highest TTT at 3.30, he only had a 17.6% pressure-to-sack rate. Listen, I know there are people who want to convince you that Shedeur was terrible last year. He certainly wasn’t perfect or consistently great, but he definitely wasn’t terrible. The kid can absolutely play QB in the NFL.

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@pauldolanssuite Watch how you talk about the young elites.

Looks like PJ Starlissimo was over the target on Carnell Tate. Nobody pushed Tate's magnificence more than me. Not sure why so many were slow to the party. 1) my pre draft assessment 2) the word out of Nashville

@ForShedeur Aunties and Uncs triggered. They are helpless now that they cannot use the race card with Watson. So they will call the media racist. Shedur is a backup at best. He is serviceable. If Watson fails, we draft a Qb in 2027. Intelligent fans know this

Last season, Shedeur Sanders won more games than any other Browns QB and fired up the Browns locker room despite inheriting the NFL's worst OL and receivers. For most of the games he was the leading rusher. And he was a rookie! This season, Shedeur deserves to be QB1!

@ESPNCleveland @FDSportsbook Aunties and Uncs triggered. They are helpless now that they cannot use the race card with Watson. So they will call the media racist. Shedur is a backup at best. He is serviceable. If Watson fails, we draft a Qb in 2027. Intelligent fans know this

Browns week 1 starter odds via @FDSportsbook - Deshaun Watson: -196 Shedeur Sanders: +158 Who do you think should be the Browns QB1?

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@RealDCunningham Atkinson obviously been hanging out with Andrew Berry, the Aunties, and the Uncs. @Browns #Analytics

#Cavs guard James Harden finished four spots away from an All-NBA honor. Evan Mobley received one third team vote.

@NBA_NewYork Atkinson obviously been hanging out with Andrew Berry, the Aunties, and the Uncs. @Browns #Analytics

“Analytically…we’ve won 2 out of 3” — Kenny Atkinson

@AdamSchein Atkinson obviously been hanging out with Andrew Berry, the Aunties, and the Uncs. @Browns #Analytics

Tears of a clown. Loser’s lament. “Analytics are like a lamppost to a drunk person… you can lean on them but they won’t get you home.” -Josh Hart Knicks by 20 tomorrow night.

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this is basically soldier boy core, he says the most diabolical shit unprovoked 😭😭

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