Paulge 🇺🇦🇵🇸

my DMs are open, BUT i am noticing xitter is forcing the chat feature which (for me) usually never works shoot me a dm on discord “paulge” or telegram “PaulgeMidi” (also, if i dmed you here and you can’t see it pls shoot me a message there!)

I’ll never forget somebody said “I never knew he was a journalist, I just thought he was a nigga who knew shit” 😭😭

Whoever made this election map video seriously cooked.

מסיימים מלחמה בעזה ומתחילים מלחמה בלבנון מסיימים מלחמה בלבנון ומתחילים מלחמה באיראן מסיימים מלחמה באיראן ומתחילים מלחמה בעזה

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

trans person: im trans society: ok gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh. Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

Call me cringe, but some of the most decent Americans are aging liberals like Rick Steeves. I miss the era when our culture was in their hands. They may be out of touch, but they believe in humanity and would not bomb Iran back to the Stone Age.

doing the cock cowboy on your cybertruck to own the liberals

LOOOLLLLL

可愛い

רק עוד פעם אחת הטיעון של ״יזרקו אתכם מהגג בעזה״ והם ישתכנעו רק עוד פעם אחת אני אומר לכם הפעם זה קורה רק עוד פעם אחת ואנחנו ננצח בהסברה רק עוד פעם אחת

The past is a foreign country

@YeenItBefore Respectfully disagree

i bet he hears sounds

Neil Gorsuch when it comes to most issues: "And that is why Donald Trump can be no less classified as our savior" Neil Gorsuch when it comes to Native Americans: "Before we begin today's hearing, I would like to acknowledge that we are on stolen Nacotchtank land"

SAUER: We're in a new world where 8 billion people are one plane ride away from having a child who's a US citizen. JOHN ROBERTS: It's a new world. It's the same Constitution.

As of today, I have begun my venture into Biblical skincare. LGBT+ do NOT interact.

"are you ready for your antisemitism lessons?" Hitler gulped. Tsarists nodded. Dreyfusards shuddered. Houthis blinked nervously. "Yes, Secular Israeli" they said in unison

Withdraw from her DMs, without condition and without delay, or -- at any time on or after that date -- face a coalition ready and willing to employ all means necessary to enforce the sanctity of the the relationship.

Bryon Noem looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his photos to other women. Very very disrespectful.