Paul Markillie

Anyone have any ideas what this photo shows? It is supposed to show my Evri delivery. But there was no delivery. And, strangely, several of my neighbours were sent exactly the same photo by Evri claiming it shows their deliveries too.

@elonmusk And have your health app suggesting you eat a pebble everyday

If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation.

@mbrookerhk @gideonrachman I remember exactly the same thing when I lived in HK at the same time. Tragedy.

@nedboulting It’s a tarted up new style Land Rover Defender, currently improving on the marques’s legendary track record of building some of the most unreliable vehicles every manufactured.

The villain in Casino Royale looks remarkably like Elon Musk @elonmusk

@AlamyContent #AlamyPOTM #Symmetry 2GMNP2M

@adwooldridge I had to stand in for a royal correspondent once. You wouldn’t like it

Who are these royal correspondents? And how do you become one?

@adwooldridge You don’t know what you’re missing Adrian. But nor do I.

I read a lot these days about "water-cooler moments" and how they justify commuting to the office. Perhaps I'm an aquaphobe but I don't think I've ever had such a moment

@simon_schama Yes, as others have pointed out, it’s Abbey Stadium, not Abbey Road Stadium. Old memory fading, but remember it was in Newmarket Road

Spent many damp and murky afternoons at Abbey Road Stadium in the late 60s and 1970s so great to see @CambridgeUnitedFC have a go at Newcastle. Ironside on Tyneside!

@simon_schama You have my huge respect for enduring Abbey Road stadium. I knew I was following someone who had endured life to the full.

@AngelaRayner Hi for it

A man that hasn't yet discovered a comb telling us his grace and favour flat was "a tip" seems a bit rich.

@RevRichardColes At any one point an advancing blade works like the wing of a fixed-wing aeroplane providing lift and forward thrust if you drop the nose down a bit, and all the rest is too bloody complicated, especially if the advancing blade reaches the speed of sound. So don’t fly upside down.

@Samantharhill @simon_schama Why has he got a North Korean haircut?

"Businessmen became politicians and were acclaimed as statesmen, while statesmen were taken seriously only if they talked the language of successful businessmen." Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

Waitrose getting very generous with their guarantees

@PickardJE Yep, PR inundated so have now stopped replying, because that only generates yet more emails that I would spend my working day answering. I don’t think most of the PR industry has any idea what a news story is anymore.

I am now getting over 1,000 emails every day, is this normal, how does it compare to everyone else

@Atters_J Indeed. A monster with a distributor (x2) from hell

On a Porsche event to learn about the firm’s approach to sustainability and innovation. But first I shall drool over the 917 PA Spyder prototype and its 6.5-litre 16-cylinder engine

Laura Kuenssberg comes to the rescue once again after Dominic Cummings suffers indignity of being out of the media spotlight for nearly a whole day.

#alamycontributors #nature #wildlife

I met Prince Phillip once, but it did not go well. I was covering his visit to Cambridge. When he stopped to look at a picture of some penguins, which he had taken, someone asked where it had been shot. For some reason I blurted out "London Zoo". Royally not amused.