Paul t mathers

That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof.

Given we've all clearly been eating horse meat quite happily for years without dying, maybe everyone should just calm down?

Word for the day: Exhaustipated - Too tired to give a crap."

I think the move to online services is an excellent move it.means I can limit my exposure to the public

On the plus side...only 4 and a half hours before my next break

Work on a Sunday is #shit

Jupiter and the 4 Galilean moons + the shadow of Europa transiting the planet tonight #bbcskyatnight @VirtualAstro flic.kr/p/dRwme3

Brian Carney get your hair cut lad

Oh twitter how I have missed you

Rita Ora is shit.

Did I just hear the whole of Manchester boo Christopher balony

There's 3 adult cocker spaniels in this little box. Animal cruelty for me that

Bets came in tonight. Noice

@Iwanrunner it used to be don't drink and text how technology has moved on now it's don't drink and tweet lol legend !

Watching @itvjeremykyle and I'm confused! Where do you get these people from?

Excited for game day, #lockandload

Do I want to follow unionj ?? What the fuck do you think twitter ?

James Arthur to win #xfactor

It isn't there anymore. But I can retire happy. I have the answer I needed x