paul

donald trump randomly standing with spain as they celebrate with the cup

thought i was watching football and not the olympics because the amount of divers playing tonight is insane

justin bieber saw people having fun and said let me doing a boring song and ruin the vibe for everyone

get him goons

being hungover in this heat should be illegal

hate when another gay asks me for my coming out story like i don’t care to discuss that, i wanna hear about the first time you heard cher

call me tommy because im in a pickle

we are in a crisis of people having conversations on loud speaker! Unless you’re fighting i don’t need to hear your conversation

love drinking five vodkas and oranges because that’s my five a day sorted

my shadow looks like the aliens from sign

randomly hearing the lazy song like three times a day while on holiday

it’s just me and my receding hairline against the world

Summer could be this

thought i could hear do you know (the ping pong song) by enrique iglesias while i entered my hotel but it was just two children playing ping pong

a man can laugh but a swiftie can only chuckle

doctor: you gotta get more steps in to be more healthy me:

all adventurous women do