Paul Tiller

@rickygervais There’s worse things… gift vouchers

You have to get 3 of these things on your birthday. What do you choose? Socks, flu, stabbed, Leprosy, sacked, sepsis, Dutch Barn Vodka, evicted, ring worm, drunk, run over, AIDS.

@JackPosobiec When he started looking around for someone..I thought he got HHH confused with Cena

TRUMP JUST NAMED TRIPLE H TO RUN THE PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TEST NATIONWIDE

@MrJamesMay The online sealer from your YouTube channel didn’t work out then!

Bollocks. #ClothesPeg

@MattJAFCB Another twist…. Man city potential point deductions……. Not seen this muted into scenarios

@ClarksonsFarm1 Sod the Royals… a Gerald Christmas speech

Happy Christmas Eve everyone!🎄 What is it you want for Christmas?

@Bmthsportswfc @swsportsnews @WoSo_Friendlies @TalkingWoSo Downend flyers were looking

Our reserve side (Tier 6) are looking for an away friendly on 1st September. Happy to player Tier 5/6/7. Please get in touch! @swsportsnews @WoSo_Friendlies @TalkingWoSo

@evans_hellen @TalkingWoSo Banwell dropped out by got replaced.

@paultiller13 @TalkingWoSo Oh god who else has gone? I know of Shaftesbury & Frome.

📈 WOMEN'S FOOTBALL PYRAMID 📉 Confirmation of the makeup of the 2024-25 English Women Football Pyramid. The most notable change to the Pyramid comes in the South West Regional Women's Football League with the restructuring of Division One (Tier 6) from three leagues to two.

@evans_hellen @TalkingWoSo 3 actually 😂

@TalkingWoSo Which has resulted in two teams dropping out of the league due to the ridiculous distances the South league has to travel!

Thank you so much for your support so far! We’ve still a little way to go. You’re all so greatly appreciated 🙏🖤💛 gofund.me/27d3e70b Your support gets us that one step closer to where we need to be. Below are the proposed upgrades to our pitches with your help 🙌

As a community club, we are working hard to meet the standards expected of us after Promotion to the FAWNL. We would really appreciate any support to help us reach our goal to continue to provide high level, inclusive football in Bournemouth. gofundme.com/f/support-our-… @

@darrellmaclaine Wait for world book day and just send the kids as the invisible man. Thank me later when you don’t have to queue at the theme parks or pay an absence fine 😂

@Keir_Starmer Maybe find the boat supplier…. It’s not like they are getting the same boats each time from the middle isle of lidl

My government will smash the criminal smuggling gangs and secure our borders. The Border Security Command is the first step to deliver this change. Actions not words.

@elonmusk Lubed or dry?

Our greatest dream is to send a spaceship to Uranus

@P_Hansford97 Well done mate, see you next year 👍

When I first came to Wimborne Town, the ambition was to get the womens team in a stable and successful place. After being criticised by some on how I lead the team, I’m very proud that in our 2nd season we have won the league. Testament to the hard work everyone puts in!!

@premierleague Such a strange / bad video! Especially when the sound is off like most folk probably have it at work! Seen it a few times and each time i have it just looks like they are removing “racist players” (obviously not) from the game clips as per the tweet in the video shortly after!

Our strength is in our diversity. Greatness comes from everywhere. And there's no room for racism, anywhere. #NoRoomForRacism

@Jenny_1884 More importantly why are they called “hot cross buns” when you buy them cold…

Who else won’t be buying Hot Cross Buns with a tick on it rather than a cross ❌

@piersmorgan @agarnacho7 Roger Boli for Walsall first?

Congrats to @agarnacho7 on scoring the 2nd best bicycle kick goal in history.

@GroundhopperNew @CountyWomens Well done mate! Hope you enjoyed the sun!

Game 21 of 23/24 🏟 Fawcetts NMO ladies 6-0 Lymington ladies Hayward x3, Clark, Newbury, Sweetman. Comp; @CountyWomens Att: 35 Finally back out on pitch. NMO dominated play against Lymo; who offered little going forward. Almost scored twice! I want a goal #groundhopping

@talkSPORT Or maybe simply make both the mens and women’s kits identical! (albiet a different fit if required!) Then England fans can support a nation whatever sex. No supply issues and fans not having to buy 2 different kits for male/female!

Nike address Mary Earps kit controversy with fans furious about goalkeeper kit stance talksport.com/football/15401…