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Haley Miller@payit·16 Şubgoogl.adultgalls.com/patty I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks.Çevir English0000
Haley Miller@payit·1 ŞubI like to measure my workouts in terms of a reward system. For instance: I just ran 2.5 pizzas. googl.adultgalls.com/serenaÇevir English0000
Haley Miller@payit·5 Ocagoogl.adultgalls.com/dale These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college.Çevir English0000
Haley Miller@payit·3 Ocagoogl.adultgalls.com/aurelia Tired of being fat and pasty? Put tanning bed lights in your refrigerator.Çevir English0000
Haley Miller@payit·1 Ocagoogl.adultgalls.com/marilyn Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting "CANCER" across itÇevir English0000
Haley Miller@payit·30 Aragoogl.adultgalls.com/deborah my fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that i lied about on my drivers licenseÇevir English0000
Haley Miller@payit·25 Aragoogl.adultgalls.com/queen The Seventh Sense: "I can smell dead people."Çevir English0000
Haley Miller@payit·23 Aragoogl.adultgalls.com/delores How does my bladder always know when I've found the most comfortable position in my bed?Çevir English0000