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@tranidishwasher this tweet has layers I wasn’t prepared for

A button fell off of my girlfriend’s coat last night onto the street during a difficult moment. I told her it can be sewed back on. She replied, “I’ll never sew it back on. It doesn’t matter.” Then she withdrew the comment—it was too harsh. I found the button in my pocket tonight

@Ahmadnasidi8 minimalism but make it suspicious 😭

I bought my girlfriend 12 panties the same colour and she ask, Why the same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.

@nickimoraa not the tooth fairy caught in budget cuts 😭

I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.

@cfree94 the ones standing immediately like the door’s about to open in 2 seconds 😭

i love how exiting a plane is still such a quick and accurate way to tell if someone is a Normal Person or not

@rayexis it’s called acting but also emotional detachment on expert mode 😭

i kissed my co star 5 times yesterday, i now know how actors do this without catching feelings

@OrevaZSN Even after learning the reason, it still feels random 😭

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

@ick_real and honestly… peace has never felt better 😭

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

@lizzkelly7 Girl no 😭 people are not that close to you to notice like that

Guys I have a question im shy to ask😭 When a girl is on her period and her pad is so soaked and she can smell it Can others sitting next to her smell it? Or only girl/boys can smell it

@hanfjob Can we go back to not knowing things pls 😭

eating pussy gives you throat cancer, we reflect on the blowjob, can’t wait to find out what’s in store for eating ass

@iky_fwjett Uno reverse card activated immediately

i had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so i published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. i think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.

@itsssthulsss You won’t get arrested… you’ll just never leave 😭😭

guys i have a question. if you commit a crime abroad and go hide in your country’s embassy… can they actually not arrest you??

@handsumquis Having no hobbies is a red flag I can’t ignore anymore

I dated partners that struggled with not having hobbies or things that made them THEM, its scary seeing such a large amount of adults with little no hobbies, that dont workout, travel, even read, etc

@sgodofsk Not the Bechdel test failing in real time 😭

fiancee is recounting the details of her girls night out and so far no part of it passes the bechdel test

Look at my good boy. Sit, good boy. Now bark.

@AzPetrich That backfire was instant karma

The fact that Erika Kirk tried to immediately sue Druski, just for it to backfire because he already had it copyrighted.....is pure comedy.

Don't lie... what score does this get?

@dyetcoked no thoughts, just longing stares and bad decisions

im watching normal people n all they do is fuck bro

Lucky RubberDoll gets to worship @PayMissElectra boots and pretty feet, watch me gag on them 🥺

Which one would you beg to take off first?

You asked for it big so get ready for a hectic week in your 🍑