parker ⋆˚࿔

Can I get a “woof woof”?

I know you’re desperate for dirty, expensive late night shenanigans.

@PopBase OMFG

‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ actor Nicholas Brendon has died at the age of 54. (hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/nic…)

Omg it was SOOOOO good!!!

@DiscussingFilm Literally about to watch it

‘READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME’ is now Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes at 75% Read our review: bit.ly/ReadyDF

@violettheevil Then he’s def hate jerkin HARRRDDDD

Most the time when you get a hate comment you click on the account and it’s full of them doing it to everyone and it’s like oh okay makes sense but why did I just click one and he’s hyping everyone up in their comments and just solely hates me💀 lmao pls what did I do

@cashfreak Wait are we all cooked rn 😭

all of us today apparently

@spoilpandora @upayprincess YUUUUUUUMMMYYYYYYY

what are you waiting for? it’s not gonna suck itself ₊⁺♡̶₊⁺

Just WAIT until I come back from Mexico with my tan. I’ll be insufferable (and even hotter)

Hyped af to see Ready or Not 2: Here I Come

Not my fault you’re too stupid and desperate to notice

Yeah, I will in fact lie to get whatever I want from you. Yeah I think you’re cute! Of course you’re my favorite sub! You’re def the first person I’ve done this with! I’m absolutely single! Oh yeah I loveeeee cucking with Alpha! This photo is of me right now!

@Ashtronova Omg!!

this is true i work as a full stack developer :D im kinda cool sometimes

@SophieOspoil Send it my way lmfao

So ready for this heat wave to eff off

@Ashtronova This feels like women in stem somehow

i got a 3d printer and the first thing i printed was an RPG

@roweruins You freaking cutie

it’s so silly how easy you are

@upayprincess Hehehe :3 cool cool

@payparkerr so chill

Are you chill?

@PopBase 🥹🥹

A new dinosaur has been discovered in South Korea, called Doolysaurus huhmini. It lived ~103.45 million years ago.

While you’re commuting home back to her, all you’re thinking about is your next opportunity to please me. Hoping she’ll turn in early. Drinking more water so you can sneak away to the bathroom. Scrolling my page when her back is turned. Counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds until you’re on your knees and begging to give me more and more 🌀

The kind of impulsive I am is making a bullshit website and buying the domain just because it’s funny to me