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@swiftoursonggg speak now-ow

In an effort to stir the pot we were listening to snoop dogg and I said “ohhhh this is the guy from pitch perfect 2!!!”

I wish tik tok existed when rob ford was doing crack

the way this city doesn’t give a fuck about the homeless is sickening tbh

@jess_wilson go sports

@chaerrysweet And I’m still seeing your (someone I follow) tweets so what’s the difference?

Confused about people who don’t only use the “for you” Twitter feed when that is what the timeline was before they split it into two things? It was a mix of following and topics you like and recommended stuff. And I /like/ twitter’s algorithm. I will never use the following tab

job applications are doing the absolute most lately like pls this is pet smart why do you want to know my college gpa 😭😭😭

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

cats are liberal and dogs are conservative, i give no further explanation

@LilNasX no

be fr would y’all be mad at me if i thought i was a little bisexual

jan 1 is all about watching people vomit on bereal

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

a witch on tiktok said that mercury is in gatorade rn but the moon will get better tomorrow, goodnight

I’m about to enter my lil stinker era I’m gonna be a silly rascal fr

some people are just sweaty and that’s fine.

Orange, yellow, orange, pineapple, red, green, red

What order would you eat these in

I feel validated when I see someone take my put-backs at the thrift store

@elonmusk Stop I thought this was a parody account based on the wording 😭😭😭

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

is anyone else on ohio state marching band tik tok or is that just me