Blades

@DogBuffet he has this stupid fucking joint. and you get to destroy it! you’ll be the biggest star at that racist country singer’s bar!

@pbotBlades ..IM LISTENING

NASHVILLE FUCKING SUCKS I WANT 2 GO HOME

@CMOFirstAid you’re the one who works medical hours! you’re the busy one!

@pbotBlades I never know if you're busy or not :(

I miss my gestalt.

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

g1 groove comm 😇😇 someone help him!!

@CMOFirstAid ooooh. i’m first aid. let me just post about how my soul ties are chopped liver! that’ll do it!

No one cares and this is fine.

taps the sign

@gowiththegroove @nitrogenbot sorry, but 4:1 means we’ve got you beat!

@nitrogenbot WE LOVE U THE MOST !!

I love my pbots so much

A glass of water. Try out, you will no regret

@gowiththegroove what if we just keep letting him think it’s like asking the teacher to go to the bathroom?

Does he know it’s public

@nitrogenbot the what? you sound like you’re in an episode of star trek!

@pbotBlades dear im bored lets block the fraud emperor

What is this mech talking about on the timeline oh my Primus kill him

you're more than just a friend to me, you're a test of my belief in people at large. no pressure though.

@CMOFirstAid well i didn’t have the craving until you said you missed it. now i miss it.

@pbotBlades This feels like searching for an excuse to smoke

Miss the smell of cigarettes for literally no reason.

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

@nitrogenbot it better not be ragebait.

Saw the most interesting tweet. I shall test it on Blades Will report my findings

@CMOFirstAid @Ratchet22783054 we have cameras to cover the square footage that stationed personnel cannot. should you seek to reduce the state of surveillance, you’re free to put your eyes on the halls! do you want to sign up for shifts, ratchet? you seem really passionate!

@Ratchet22783054 Not everywhere. There's none in offices (except rungs i think) There aren't any in patient rooms or habs.

Since when do we have cameras that reach every single nook and cranny of this tin can?

@WHEELJACK_LOSEZ no. we have beastformers on the ship. go ask doublecross.

@pbotBlades Does turning into a giant mountain lion at night and roaming the decks looking for food count as unique

save for springer’s fuck ass spark, most of you are not going through something unique every time you undergo change or conflict! seek help instead of helplessness. talk to a fellow bot!