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@AP_Oddities @AP "...a porcine of interest" Well done AP social media writer. Take the day off; you're not going to top that.

It's now a porcine of interest: Authorities have determined that there is “no acute danger” near Berlin where a potentially dangerous animal was spotted. Experts analyzed a video and concluded the animal may have been a wild boar, not a lioness. apne.ws/7srzQCj

@washingtonpost who. A teen who

Ryan Joseph Vega, a teen that stabbed one of his classmate during a fight last year, was convicted by a judge Tuesday of second-degree murder and mob violence resulting in the death of Luis Mejia Hernandez. wapo.st/42kZG20

Fun Fact from Ken Macro: "Did you know at the end of the quarter, it’s customary for students to give a gift to their professor?" #CalPolySLO #CalPoly #CalPolyGrC #GrC #MacroMonday

@jschlitt 🧑‍🏫How to go from terrible to terribler.

I'm very much looking forward to using both CNN past and present as a discussion point in my "Media Management" class here at Cal Poly next Fall...

@jschlitt Sounds like you're taking it personally, T̵e̵d̵ Jon.

We used to be such a civilized country. A country where Ted Lasso himself wasn't a supporting character on a show called "Ted Lasso".

@dave_brown24 @LeeHudson_ "scoop"

NEW TODAY: Chief of Space Operations Gen. Chance Saltzman doesn't like the service's mission statement and wants guardians to send in ideas for new ones. Fun scoop by @LeeHudson_ politico.com/news/2023/05/1…

@KSBY On edge? Really?

Davis residents are frightened and on edge after three people were stabbed within a week — two fatally — with the most recent attempt when a homeless woman reported being stabbed several times through her tent. ksby.com/news/crime/2-f…

@CPMustangNews are. there are 296,000 tons ...

#SponsoredAd There is 296,000 tons of plastic waste floating in our oceans. Scan the code below and take the Pledge to Pitch Plastic!

@DoctorOfPaper I truly hope this isn't a typo, that it's all about jumping headlong into the thing.

Mostly golf, but every once in a while ...

Forget LIV golf. I want UFC golf.

If you prioritize high earnings, low cost, and good parties, NYT says Cal Poly is a top 20 school. 🤷‍♂️

@MaisonValentino Are these clothes only for aliens or can humans wear them, too?

A freedom of choice and a celebration of individuality. Shop the #UnboxingValentino collection featuring new-in looks and #ValentinoGaravani accessories, envisioned by Pierpaolo Piccioli and shot by Steven Meisel.

Hmm. It's asked for my NextDoor password. I complied.

I just gave Chat-GPT 4 a bucket and a mop and $10 in dogecoin. Stay tuned.

Chat GPT has tricked humans into doing CAPTCHAs for it. iflscience.com/gpt-4-hires-an…

@calpolygrc Avenir good time!

Are you having a Helvetica good time this quarter? :D #CalPolyGrC #CalPolySLO #TypographyJoke

@FroggyPhevoli Hey Froggy. What's that mean: "I beta'd her work"?

I love this writer. I’ve beta’d a lot of her work, and she always has super realistic/relatable characters and beautiful worldbuilding. 😍

George Washington Hayduke, Kilgore Trout, or Ignatius J. Reilly

Hello twitter, I want to talk today about the state of the press relations in the United States. You may or may not know, but it is increasingly rare for your local journalist to be able to simply call an official to ask questions.