There's absolutely no way they are blogging the decision on which city hosts the EU customs agency?
Oh, how wrong you are! It's like the World Cup final but with customs officers
@POLITICOEurope
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Paul Dallison
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Paul Dallison
@pdallisonesque
By day, mild-mannered Deputy EU Editor @POLITICOEurope, Declassified columnist, occasional stand-up comedian, and writer/performer @SchumanShow. By night, same.
Brussels, Belgium Katılım Aralık 2014
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Hitler! Epstein! Blunt! Warm beer! All in this week's Declassified @POLITICOEurope
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"We're live blogging
Yes, we're the real live bloggers
All you other live bloggers are just imitating
So won't the real live bloggers please stand up, please stand up, please stand up"
@POLITICOEurope
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Brilliant laconic post from Berlin police:
Wild boar walks into a supermarket
Punchline pending
Polizei Berlin@polizeiberlin
Aktuell sind unsere Einsatzkräfte des #A36 gemeinsam mit dem Tierpark Berlin im Allende-Center in #Köpenick im Einsatz. Dort hat sich ein Wildschwein in das Einkaufszentrum verirrt. ^tsm
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Never mind Winston Churchill and beavers, here’s what should really be on Bank of England notes!
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👀 This week shows there's interest in relatively old-fashioned types of job, @pdallisonesque writes in his latest Declassified column.
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Fingleton Review sounds like the annual show by an amateur dramatics company in a Yorkshire village
Russell Hargrave@Hargraver
Govt on the airwaves this morning with its Fingleton Review reax. @POLITICOEurope subscribers knew yesterday it was coming, thanks to @nearlblog scoop
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The leaders of Europe’s two biggest political parties — plus 10 deputies each — went out for a meal last month, according to five people who were there.
And there are more dates to come.
The idea: stop the fighting between two traditional allies.
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When will we see the first AI-powered contenders for European Parliament seats?
@pdallisonesque is betting €10 on 2029.
Read his latest Declassified column 👇
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I did a thing
POLITICOEurope@POLITICOEurope
While the EU has traditionally sought to advance in lockstep, the idea of moving ahead with a multispeed Europe is gaining traction. @pdallisonesque has come up with some membership options the bloc could offer, taking inspiration from crowdfunding sites. politico.eu/article/from-p…
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French President Emmanuel Macron was able to take over parts of Belgium and Spain without anyone noticing.
At least that’s the version of France presented by the NBA, @pdallisonesque writes in his Declassified column.
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"Thank you, India
Thank you, terror
Thank you, disillusionment
Thank you, frailty
Thank you, consequence
Thank you, thank you, silence"
Emmanuel Macron@EmmanuelMacron
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This week's Declassified looks at The Traitors: EU version @POLITICOEurope
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What would it look like if the EU hosted a version of hit TV show “The Traitors”?
A bit like yesterday’s leaders’ retreat, writes @pdallisonesque in this week’s Declassified column 👇
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Yes, we now have a daily podcast, one of those new-fangled things that all the kids are listening to
POLITICOEurope@POLITICOEurope
🚨 Our brand-new #BrusselsPlaybookPod is live! Every morning Mon-Thu, host @zoyashef sits down with a fellow reporter to break down the biggest stories driving the day in Brussels — all in under 15 mins. Listen to the first episode: pod.link/1244862657/epi…
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QUIZ!!!! Are you smart enough to work for the EU? @POLITICOEurope
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In this week's Declassified @POLITICOEurope
The album you’ve all been waiting for: ‘Donald Trump and Nicki Minaj’s Covers Record.’
Featuring hits like…
‘Ice Ice Baby’ by Vanilla Ice,
‘Tiny Hands’ by Fiona Apple
and (sadly) many more...
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This week, @pdallisonesque is trying to raise $1 billion to get a seat on Donald Trump’s Board of Peace.
But after checking behind the sofa and busking outside Exki on Schuman roundabout, he hasn’t quite made enough.
More in our Declassified column 👇
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US President Donald Trump has appeared to repeatedly confuse Greenland with Iceland in a speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos yesterday.
Do you know the difference between Iceland and Greenland?
Take our quiz to find out 👇
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