Peter Luscombe

@MbarkCherguia Elon

if aliens landed on the earth tomorrow, and you had to pick one person to represent humanity, it would be: 1. Elon Musk 2. Bill Gates 3. Jeff Bezos 4. Mark Zuckerberg

@TheBritLad Nobody, l need the second one for my sandwich box.

You’re on a plane and it’s about to go down, THERE IS ONLY TWO parachutes. You keep one for yourself. Who gets the second parachute?

@MarkOrmrod @RupertLowe10 Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

@RupertLowe10 We need real leaders

Another day, another stabbing. We need to GET REAL - I am sick of it, we are all sick of it. This is not the Britain I want to live in. The British state needs to brutally crack down on knife crime, and I mean brutally. That is exactly what Restore Britain would do. No more bullshit community work or soft punishment. Enough is enough. Instant deportation for foreign nationals found carrying. Throw the book at the domestic ones. Found unlawfully carrying? A Restore Britain Government would crack down on you in the harshest possible manner. Minimum prison sentences - zero excuses. The message has to be simple. DO NOT CARRY A KNIFE UNLAWFULLY. If you are found with a machete or whatever else, you will go to prison. End of story. Stop and search introduced on a proper scale. Accusations of racism would not stop us, I can promise you that. Do that, on the scale required, and watch how quickly the knife crime epidemic stops. There is finally a political party with the balls to do what needs to be done to protect the British people. Restore Britain.

@MarkOrmrod @X Yes, I'm reading you ATM, Mark

Is there a person you follow on @X whose comments you like before you’ve even finished reading them?

@RevRichardColes Their mode of dress suits their surroundings- no game birds, guns or dogs visible so they look ordinary to me as a retired blue collar worker, but it's their manifesto that could be influential to others like me. "Let him that is without sin cast the first stone."

@RooikopR He's in Australia, Bro.

Why is the poor thing upside down?

Got this little sickboy Cooper today. Woke up seeing he isn't himself. Rushed to the vet. Two injections later and the boy is tired.

I just signed the petition calling on Paula Vennells, the former CEO of the Post Office to be stripped of her CBE. Will you sign too? #MrBatesVSThePostOffice you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stri… via @38degrees

Petition: Create a new medal for police injured on duty and discharged from the service. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6446…

Comic Relief #RedNoseDay is here again. There are 166,000 UK charities in the UK and the average CEO salary is £76,000. You can donate to Comic Relief or another charity, or to IODPA where nobody receives a salary and every penny goes to support injured police officers.

.@RishiSunak @hmtreasury please do more to support older people struggling with #energy bills. Bills are rising by c.£700, but your support package is only worth around £350 #ItDoesntAddUpRishi How will people bridge that gap?

.@RishiSunak will you make or break care? Older people and their carers need better care *now* not in 3+ years' time. Show them you care, give councils decent funding on 27th Oct. Without this care reform will fail. #SocialCareCantWait #DoesRishiReallyCare

🗣️ FAO @BorisJohnson - Please listen to the 50 charities who have written to you calling for urgent care reform. Coronavirus has decimated social care and now is the time to rebuild it #KeepYourPromiseBoris

I'm bitterly disappointed by today's #TVLicence decision. This is a kick in the teeth for millions of over 75s who have had a torrid time during this crisis. I agree with @age_uk that @10DowningStreet & the @BBC must sit down and agree a solution to keep TV licences free.📺

@kathygriffin When vulgarity rules, comedy dies. Satire is cleverest.

@AlisonHernandez Noted and discarded! Most intelligent readers have already seen the discrepancy.

@AlisonHernandez @laurencereed I was delighted to meet you briefly, the venue was rather cramped but from what I saw you made a good connection with local people .

emma barnett

Gigi Hadid is pathetic and disrespectful of someone who has made their home in her country.

@emmerdale. Promoting dog kidnapping is not entertainment.