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Phil Read

@pdread68

Non party political.

Leeds, England Katılım Mart 2015
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
His phone number was in the book. It was 1957. Oliver Hardy had died in August. Stan Laurel was sixty-seven years old. He was living in a small two-bedroom apartment at the Oceana on Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. He had moved there after his last divorce because the rent was reasonable and it was within walking distance of the beach. He had been Hardy's partner for thirty years. They had made over a hundred films together. They had been the most famous comedy duo in the world. They had not been wealthy — they had made most of their films for Hal Roach Studios on contracts that gave them almost nothing in residuals — and by the 1950s they had been living on personal appearance tours and what was left of their savings. Hardy had a stroke in 1956. He had lost the ability to speak. Stan had visited him every week at his home in North Hollywood. He had sat by the bed and talked. Hardy could not answer. Stan had talked anyway. Hardy died in August 1957. He weighed a hundred and forty pounds at the end. He had been three hundred at his peak. Stan was too sick to attend the funeral. He had been having his own health problems for years. A stroke of his own in 1955. Diabetes. He could no longer travel. The doctor had told him to stay in Santa Monica and rest. He stayed. He did not stop working. He could not. He had been writing comedy material for forty years, and he did not know how to do anything else, and the work was the thing that kept him from sitting in the apartment looking at the wall. He wrote sketches for younger comedians. He answered fan mail. He kept his phone number listed in the Santa Monica directory under his own name. Anyone who wanted to call him could. The fans started calling. They started writing. They started showing up at the door. Word had gotten out, somehow, that the apartment number was easy to find. Tourists who had grown up watching the films would knock on the door of 849 Franklin Street, and Stan would open it. He invited them in. Every single one of them. For eight years. He sat in his living room and talked to anyone who came. He served them tea. He showed them photographs from the films. He answered questions. He did his small thumb-in-the-tie gesture that he had done at the end of every film. He laughed at his own jokes and theirs. He did not have an assistant. He did not have a secretary. He did not have security. He had his second wife, Ida, who made coffee and brought out cake. He did the rest himself. He did this for hundreds of people. Filmmakers who would later become famous — Dick Van Dyke, Jerry Lewis, Marcel Marceau, Peter Sellers, the writer Larry Harmon — came to the apartment because they had heard the door was open. So did tourists from Iowa. So did salesmen from Toronto. So did teenagers from Glendale who had ridden the bus across town. He gave them all the same hour. Dick Van Dyke later said that Stan Laurel had taught him everything he had ever learned about comedy. He said he had gone to that apartment three times in five years. The first time, Stan had sat with him for four hours. In 1961, Stan was given a special Academy Award for his contribution to comedy. He could not travel to the ceremony. Danny Kaye accepted on his behalf and read a short speech Stan had written. The speech ended with one line, which Stan had insisted on. The line was: I wish my partner could share this with me. He was the funnier of the two of us. Stan kept the Oscar on a bookshelf in the apartment. He showed it to fans when they asked. He let them hold it. He told them which year it was for. He never said it had been awarded to him alone. He always said it was for the two of them. He died in February 1965. He was seventy-four. Heart attack. He had been resting in his armchair in the apartment. The nurse who was attending him in his last weeks had stepped into the kitchen. When she came back, he was gone. His last words, spoken to the nurse minutes before, were about skiing. He had said he would rather be skiing. She had asked him if he liked to ski. He had said no, he had never skied in his life, but he would rather be doing that than what he was doing. Then he laughed. Then he died. Dick Van Dyke gave the eulogy at the funeral. He said one line that became famous in comedy circles afterward. He said: a man like Stan Laurel doesn't really die. The thing he made is the thing that survives him. The phone number in the Santa Monica directory was removed by Ida the week after the funeral. She kept the apartment for another two years. Fans still came to the door. She told them, kindly, that Stan was gone. Some of them had not known. She invited them in for tea anyway. She showed them the photographs. She told them stories. She did this for two years before she could bear to move out. Some people, in the last act of their life, keep the door open to anyone who knocks, because they have nothing left to give but their time, and they discover, surprisingly, that their time is the only thing anyone had ever really wanted from them
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Drop A Pin Show
Drop A Pin Show@DropAPinShow·
Can Donnie locate every country in Europe without a mistake?
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Alex Wickham@alexwickham·
An ally of Andy Burnham says he is intentionally going for a Reform-facing seat to show he can win and beat them in a general election
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Laura✡️Marcus@MissLauraMarcus·
Who could possibly forget? Ed stone.
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Phil Read@pdread68·
@ChrisCillizza I am missing something? Is all this vitriol really about a fairly innocuous statement about a children's TV program from God knows how many years ago? Or is it code? Or are the replies ironic?
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Phil Read@pdread68·
@suzanne_moore I don't know if it's my age, but these days I have FOMO about the news and JOMO about social events.
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suzanne moore
suzanne moore@suzanne_moore·
Please sort this all out as its stopping me writing a vital article for a wine magazine .
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Phil Read@pdread68·
@jessicaelgot So Maria, but not Angela. That's going to be a fun Christmas
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Jessica Elgot
Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot·
Johanna Baxter Rachel Blake Kevin Bonavia Sureena Brackenridge Phil Brickell David Burton-Sampson Ruth Cadbury Juliet Campbell Bambos Charalambous Ben Coleman Tom Collins Liam Conlon Pam Cox Neil Coyle Jonathan Davies Shaun Davies Jim Dickson Helena Dollimore Maria Eagle
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Jessica Elgot
Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot·
NEW - Full list of the 111 MPs who have signed a statement of support backing the PM. Jack Abbott Luke Akehurst Bayo Alaba Callum Anderson Catherine Atkinson Calvin Bailey Alex Baker Antonia Bance Alex Barros-Curtis
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Lisa Mckenzie
Lisa Mckenzie@redrumlisa·
Over the last week Brexit has appeared again - back in 2016 the Guardian was genuinely interested in having a working class voice to explain what was happening in the country. Obviously I was not popular with many bourgeois Academics they didn't want my research in the public sphere. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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@DPJHodges Also neither Reform or Torries really want an election right now, as they're not ready.
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(((Dan Hodges)))
(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·
Right, can we knock this one on the head right now. When Starmer goes there will not be an election. Tories and Reform can call for one. But please let's not pretend it's a serious proposition.
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Phil Read@pdread68·
@SimonPartridge @redrumlisa @dai_alectic @AyoCaesar And, as fir what I want, I want WC optimism back, that's what I want. Because it will be based on the reality of the direction their lives are going. (BTW you seem like a nice man whose heart's in the right place, I didn't mean to be snarky)
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Simon Partridge
Simon Partridge@SimonPartridge·
@pdread68 @redrumlisa @dai_alectic @AyoCaesar I don't come from a WC background. I wouldn't presume to say things about your family. In this forum I usually address OPs who are curious about the state of society. My direction of travel is in my profile. I'm interested to know more about your needs.
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Lisa Mckenzie
Lisa Mckenzie@redrumlisa·
Angela - we are called working class people & the Labour Party was born out of working class politics & struggle until you can say class you are the party of the middle class liberal who sees its self as 'nowhere people'
Angela Rayner@AngelaRayner

Our party has suffered a historic defeat. Many good Labour colleagues have lost their seats despite working hard for those they represented. We have lost good Labour administrations and lost the chance for more. What we are doing isn’t working, and it needs to change. This may be our last chance. The Labour Party must now live up to our name: we must be the party of working people. We’ve heard the same on the doorstep as we’ve seen in the polls - the cost of living is the top issue for voters of all parties. People have turned to populists and nationalists because we have not done enough to fix it. Living standards are barely higher than they were a decade and a half ago. People feel hopeless - that the cost of living crisis will never end, and now they see oil and gas companies use global instability to post record profits. Once again, ordinary people are paying the price for decisions they didn’t make. It’s no wonder that across the UK, working people feel the system is rigged against them. Things can be so much better than this. Countries including Spain and Canada have shown that economies can grow and people can thrive when governments stay true to labour and social democratic values and put people first. We need to learn from that. In London, we lost young people who fear they will never afford a home. In my patch and across the north, we lost working people whose wages are too low and costs too high. In Scotland and Wales, people do not currently see Labour as the answer.  We are in danger of becoming a party of the well-off, not working people. The Peter Mandelson scandal showed a toxic culture of cronyism.  Decisions like cutting winter fuel allowance just weren’t what people expected from a Labour government. For too long, successive governments have allowed wealth and power to concentrate at the top without a plan to ensure the benefits of economic growth are shared fairly. The result is an economy that does not work for the majority, with wealth concentrated in too few hands. This level of inequality, alongside squeezed living standards, is the outcome of a model built on deregulation, privatisation, and trickle-down economics. But we have the chance to fix this.  1/2

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Phil Read@pdread68·
@SimonPartridge @redrumlisa @dai_alectic @AyoCaesar My comments were more about NM, rather than you. How interested are you in my views of boarding schools? Given i didn't go to one and don't know anyone that did. And are you more interested in the philosophical meaning of BS or do you want to see actual change in them?
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Phil Read@pdread68·
@redrumlisa I tried to watch. My first thought was 'oh no, he's taken his tie off, please don't tell me he's rolled his fucking sleeves up too...'
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Simon Partridge@SimonPartridge·
@pdread68 @redrumlisa @dai_alectic Of course it is not easy. But at one time the WC supported its own press & publishing. Today there are left-friendly publishing outlets like Novara Media. I think there is too much whinge around this, too much finger pointing at so-called bourgeois activists. @AyoCaesar
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Simon Partridge@SimonPartridge·
@redrumlisa @dai_alectic Pleased you reviewed. Don't think the problems are caused by "bourgeois activists". As far as I can see they feed off the problems caused by neoliberal capital. The working-class seems to have lost the ability to produce counter ideas of its own. An observation not a criticism.
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Phil Read@pdread68·
@4fHepcat @Scott__Cheggs I think it's a Stephen Wright joke. "I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to mix it with."
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Scott Cheggs
Scott Cheggs@Scott__Cheggs·
My new invention that I'm taking to the Dragon's Den.
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Phil Read@pdread68·
@LucyGoBag Vetting candidates was always going to be Reform's main challenge (Greens, too now). The counter argument is the 2024 intake of Labour MPs - bland and all from a very narrow section of society. I don't know how we square that circle as a society.
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James Inman
James Inman@_james_inman·
Foreign actors? Bitch please. Do you know anything at all about the history of home computing and the internet? I have to start with the hardware itself because that's what all this is built upon. The internet was created by DARPA and the Pentagon. All the hardware in virtually 99.9% of the devices you use is designed by American companies, from the ground up. That includes server racks, cell phones, PCs, laptops and your Apple watch. That shit might be made in Taiwan, but we designed it and inject all the code. Russia never even made their own CPU used in home computing. It was either a cloned Western chip or imported. China didn't have their own CPU until 2010. Memory, CPUs, hard drives and video cards all over the world were designed by the US, which includes all the firmware inside those devices they run on. Just because some parts were put together in China doesn't mean shit. They make our shoes too so what? They don't control the bios and firmware. What this means is it's hard for a foreign government to hack that shit and we haven't even got into all the software running on that hardware, OR the tech companies and social media companies building the tools you use. When you say, "foreign bad actors know that you don’t need good arguments or truth, you just need disagreement." I'm assuming you mean social media companies like Facebook, X, YouTube, Instagram, Reddit etc. All of that shit was built with CIA money from investment firms like In-Q-Tel. In addition, our intelligence agencies are working WITH all our major tech firms. Most of the servers are in America or run and controlled by American tech corporations. If the server is in a foreign country we still run and control it. So, not only is the very infrastructure itself built and controlled by America (and the CIA), all the code, software, websites and social media companies are run and controlled by America. Who do you think we're going to hire to write that code? Foreign actors who can easily hack it? Nope, the very code that is written to run Facebook, X, YouTube, Instagram and Reddit to show you what to see, believe, think and read was formed, designed, built and run by America and the CIA. We might hire foreigners to help write the code, but they work for us, not foreign countries dude. All you need to ask yourself is why China and Russia have their own Facebook and Twitter? Because they know we run that shit, write the code and show you what they want to show you. Essentially, WE are the people who are causing all the bullshit i.e. "...know that you don’t need good arguments or truth, you just need disagreement." ^^That's CIA shit, not foreign actors.
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yannispappas@yannispappas·
On the internet, foreign bad actors know that you don’t need good arguments or truth, you just need disagreement. It’s most important to attack sound, data-driven, proven ideas. It doesn’t matter what they say, as long as it’s contrary.
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