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@Redflutters Spot on. If you want a successful marriage, surround yourself with people in successful marriages and this is in addition to playing your part and trusting God

@Ndifrekeee Shusshhhhhhhh

This man is here opening bill letters while I’m playing game on my phone, I wouldn’t want to come to this world as a man.

@acee_em Honestly

@peaceattah The weather tire me

Hailstones in May

That story looks staged

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

Then a senior officer called my number. I don't know how he got it. He said "my brother these things happen. He is young. He didn't mean it." I said sir with respect three hours is not a mistake. Three hours is a decision. He went quiet.

@Somitic_ 😂

Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo joining a team who finished 15th instead of the team with UCL football really shows that Manchester United is the biggest club in England

@the_Lawrenz But the pebbles 😔

Brighton beach doesn’t look like Uk to me. This is Spain.

Michael Carrick has done an incredible job at @ManUtd 👏 No side has taken more points since he returned to Old Trafford in January 🔝

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🚨 Michael Carrick in four months as Man United interim manager… ➖Defeated Pep Guardiola’s Man City. ➖Defeated Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal. ➖Defeated Arne Slot’s Liverpool. ➖Defeated Liam Rosenior’s Chelsea. ➖Defeated Unai Emery’s Aston Villa.

Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆 Congratulations, @ManUtd 🔴

I’m in love with this sentence: “Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes.”

Most chances created in the Premier League this season: Bruno Fernandes - 114 Anton Stach - 61 Declan Rice - 61 Dominik Szoboszlai - 61

Why would a government agency be this corrupt? How are there so many corrupt people in one agency? It’s mind-boggling

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There’s no way you’ve watched football with your own two eyes this season and you conclude that Declan Rice has had a better season than Bruno Fernandes.

🚨🏆 Manchester United, almost back in Champions League with only one more win needed… if Brighton win all remaining games. Michael Carrick has already won more PL games than Ruben Amorim as Man United manager this season.