Erin

My @SFMTA_Muni 38 was blocked for 30 minutes by a @Waymo just blinking away Hundreds of people on the bus and waiting to get home all blocked by this one car refusing to move More people were prevented from traveling in 30 minutes than this one car transports in a week

Sooo, any Aira agents looking for a side hustle?

New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project bit.ly/3X9WWCx

Steelcut oats in the slow cooker are my new favorite thing. Even finally using a random smart outlet to time the manual slow cooker.

i’ve decided to abort my inner child

We're in a festive mood. RT if you've been wrapping more than you've been cooking, and we might deliver a gift into your DMs. 🎁

The person who suggests polishing your leather sofa with pb must not own a dog.

Sometimes clarity is knowing what you want as it slides further out of reach. I will make it happen though.

It’s been a difficult couple years mentally, but now it’s just three months of not seeing the sun, then covid indefinitely, and then we’re in the clear except for climate change

We pay too much attention to the most confident voices—and too little attention to the most thoughtful ones. Certainty is not a sign of credibility. Speaking assertively is not a substitute for thinking deeply. It's better to learn from complex thinkers than smooth talkers.

I asked an AI to write a Bible song about ducks and I'm laughing so hard now I can't breathe

man: but what about the times i saw 8 footprints on the beach? spiderchrist: [hiding in the shadows] oh that was just normal beach stuff. step into the web my child

Not sure if this is just my next work from home phase, but the urge to get rid of all my Awkward secondhand furniture and completely redecorate the apartment is strong.

We’re hoping that end-of-year online giving will erase all the mistakes we made this year.

He was a cop who killed an underage girls family. He was going to rape her. Feel free to say what actually happened. Feel free to tell the truth instead of trying to not suggest an actual cop is an actual RAPIST & MURDERER. The media needs to stop ball washing terrible cops.

It is odd how happy it makes me to give and get items in my local Buy Nothing group. A tiny F you to Capitalism and the nonprofit industrial complex all at once.

@tunedtochords I… Resemble this tweet entirely.