Kristen Levine

@GeneMeyerLOL Gene. No one can save the jets.

Can, ... ... can, ... Aaron Rodgers come back and save the Jets??

@GeneMeyerLOL No

@GeneMeyerLOL No

DICK THE HALLS WITH BALLS OF POOPY

@GeneMeyerLOL Jesse Palmer Host, Age 44

A death metal cooking show called “Baking the Cadaver”.

Rittenhouse doesn’t really have construction but it does have grown men learning to play drums for the first time and I don’t know which one hurts my soul’s ears more.

@GeneMeyerLOL Shhhhh go to sleep 😘

If JG Wentworth ran a sperm bank their motto would be “ITS MY CUM AND I NEED IT NOW!! “

@GeneMeyerLOL no

Fuck it, go birds.

@GeneMeyerLOL YEAH THEY ARE COOL

Fulfilling my destiny as a Polish-American by wearing socks and sandals to the airport.

@GeneMeyerLOL Yes

Anyone wanna come over and hear me sing the bass lines to Primus songs?

@GeneMeyerLOL Would you rather fight fifty third graders or three fifty graders

New Dying Fetus makes me wanna fight like fifty third graders at once.

Real question: does anyone actually still use a DVR?

@GeneMeyerLOL ALL DAY

Does anyone want to play cup pong over text?

@GeneMeyerLOL Big if true

A “grindcore groupie” is someone who sleeps with you despite the fact that make terrible music.

@GeneMeyerLOL HAWT

Happy Pride everyone:

@GeneMeyerLOL No

They should make watches for your dick

@GeneMeyerLOL Ok hot

My Instagram feed is literally just gorgeous woman, grindcore memes and Hasbullah.

The pure look of hatred that my cat gives me when I sneeze is more genuine than any “god bless you” I’ve ever received.

THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE #genemeyer

@BlondeVsWorld What kind of headphones do you have?? I've tried to figure this out on my own but can't internet.

@SatelliteHearts bury the old and bring in the new. "Desire Forces The Flow" @PhillyLocal @TheKeyXPN @OrtliebsPhilly