Artimus Pyle, CPA

@mjreeves823 @fadehargrove Good one faggot

@peadiiddy @fadehargrove Just like the orgies your wife frequents

Straight from the chic fil a shift to the bar. That’s grit

@fadehargrove It was a DEI crowd

@peadiiddy What’s going on in that bar

Come home to a fresh meal from momma. Make sure to thank your mothers fellas

@AriGoldsBurner It’s a brooks brothers year brother

Word on the street is that It’s a brooks brothers summer 🤷‍♂️

@wansumbutsecks The bong didn’t cancel out the 8 beers and 3 shots?

Note to self: anything after 4 beers isn’t casual drinks before work. Hot snakes in the company toilet wasn’t on my bingo card. #nuke #sinker

How to get some butt

@HarvySpectator Rip the bong and sleep like shit for 7 hours is usually my play

Bv what’s your “bedtime” routine? I just be choking chicken and getting 8 hours. - Harvey Spectator, CPA

@wansumbutsecks Gay son takes another step for mankind

Buddy of mine just told me his little sister went to a pike date event as a highschool senior. #whatdatmean #pike

@Jaegermacster Bros gonna have you knocking on doors

Who needs a summer internship

@codycoreburner @LSUBanditz Gotta earn that privilege

@LSUBanditz Rather see SDSU or NDSU in their first FBS game

So they’ll be at LSU week 1 then again to watch LSU week 3… THE BRAND

just before giving the seat for Xabi to lead the realm we have a cheeky fa cup to win on Saturday

Dinner of champions

I’m not a fan of belly button piercings and I think they look trashy

That’s a sand dune nigga

Analbide

Take my fucking money

I wear my shades to stare at butt not protect my eyes

In 1,000,000 universes this ends with smoking weed on my porch

ESPN what are we doing