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tried #britishmaxxing by eating a tesco meal deal at brighton beach but i was viciously attacked by seagulls and they stole my sandwich 🙁

nothing is more embarrassing than when i procrastinate taking my meds and then i take my meds, and then i can do things

@realballsmgee @thetidalpool speedrun of the century

@realballsmgee @thetidalpool Nooooooo lock in bro it was looking so fucking good

@realballsmgee @thetidalpool I’m your best friend I’m allowed to giggle!!! No one else is

@realballsmgee @thetidalpool

@realballsmgee @thetidalpool I’m NOT small.

@thetidalpool @realballsmgee You won’t be when i take out those fucking kneecaps

@thetidalpool @realballsmgee I’m blocking you.

@thetidalpool @realballsmgee ok you’re not tall enough to be saying anything about my height tho 😒

@thetidalpool @realballsmgee fucking inviting yourself into my convo to be mean to me… okay…

@realballsmgee Horrifying.

@realballsmgee just remembered our actual height difference and gagged.

@realballsmgee i keep you entertained 😇🫶

@moesault WAIT LISTEN COME ON MAN 😭

@moesault don’t be shy show us the business card

americans don't even attempt to defend their country when you shit on it anymore they just look at you like this

@spiralofghosts MINIMALISM IS KILLING PACKAGING JT LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER BEFORE BRING BACK THE STAR

@peakstupid i miss the metallic star >:(((

they changed the packaging of our main safe food :((

@bewarethehunt OH MY GOD GO TO BED

@peakstupid i have something violent to say

.@peakstupid you have until i wake up to answer my texts or i will start publicly shaming you for not doing so (i love you i miss you talk soon)