Patrick Ebner

The Wizards trading for Trae Young + AD and benching them both for the rest of the season is a blatant sign that the NBA Lottery system has failed to stop tanking. I came up with a solution to fix it:

10-year anniversary of the greatest nba finals in history

@NBA why is Duncan Robinson allowed to Bear hug whoever he is guarding on every possession? He’s the handsiest defender I’ve ever seen

If Olympic basketball ended the same way (3 on 3, first point wins), who would the the 3 guys on the court for the USA?

A PICTURE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS. Team USA honored Johnny Gaudreau by bringing his 2 kids out to the ice and holding his jersey up for a picture after winning the God Medal. Johnny and his brother Matthew were killed by a drunk driver in 2024, which kept him off the ice today. What an incredible tribute that his family will never forget. This is BIGGER THAN HOCKEY.

Watching Mad Men alone vs watching Mad Men with my wife

@BrownsNationcom The Eagles stadium is in a giant parking lot with the other two Philly facilities - not downtown

Jason Kelce doesn't hold back his thoughts about the Browns' new stadium in Brook Park. "F*** that. Keep those stadiums in the cities. I know you guys want to make all your money. You want to have all your shows. The fans pay a lot of the money for you guys to have all these things and for the NFL to exist. I don't like the stadiums moving. I don't like that Cleveland's moving out of Cleveland. Man, these cities, there's something awesome about going downtown, into the heart of Cleveland to go see a Browns game. They could figure out a way to build a new stadium downtown, like you could build a big, beautiful stadium right down there." (via @newheightshow)

How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like

This was sensational @ZachLowe_NBA

CLEVELAND, Thank You! 🫶🏾

LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS: You guys wanna trade for James Harden? We did. The Rockets, Nets and Sixers did, too. CLEVELAND CAVALIERS:

Every Cavs fan remembers where they were during Game 7 of the 2016 Finals. But what do the current Cavaliers remember about that series? Most watched, some rooted for the Cavs, and then there was Craig Porter Jr who remembered the important stuff. 🔗 fearthesword.com/cavs-news/4352…

A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit of how good sports can get

Me after unstacking the dishwasher when my wife has been running the household 24/7 for the last 15+ years

@MaryKayCabot I’ll drive the ST coach to the airport for him!

As I've written several times, Kevin Stefanski is expected to bring #Browns OC Tommy Rees with him to the #Falcons. Maybe ST coordinator Bubba Ventrone and others too. cleveland.com/browns/2026/01…

@BenAxelrod In a world where Haslam opened up his deep wallet and overwhelmed him

In what world would John Harbaugh be interested in coaching the Browns after having a front row seat to everything they've gone through the last 18 years?

Hire him tonight! espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

TJ Watt needs just 17 sacks against the Ravens tonight on SNF to break the NFL record held by Myles Garrett 👀

@MySportsUpdate “Playing for our lives.” They scored go ahead TD anyways and then defense couldn’t stop the horrible Browns O

#Bengals HC Zac Taylor was not happy that the refs stopped the game after Myles Garrett’s record-breaking sack. He said he was never told they would do that beforehand. “We’re playing for our lives here. … In a critical moment like that… we were trying to be on the ball and tempo, and we couldn’t do anything.” (🎥 @Bengals)

Shelby Harris high-fiving the ref after Myles set the record got me 😂