Mitch

Days like yesterday remind me how fortunate I am for our group of friends 🤍

Put your phone down and pet your cat.

Don’t forget to turn off your “every weekday” alarms so they don’t wake you up Monday on your day off.

Can’t believe the leprechaun decided to hide all the toilet paper in the stores this year.

I wish I had more hands so I could pet my cat even more.

Why does Louie have to break in the litter box IMMEDIATELY after I clean it?

When Offset said “cold like Minnesota” I felt that

*Rapper gets arrested for murdering friends, claims top spot on iTunes for song about it. #wild

I wish it was acceptable to nap at work.

Stop it Snapchat, swiping up is to go home not subscribe to your garbage.

Do cops really have nothing better to do that they would pull me over for “window tint”

Ivy’s dad just informed her that her butt cheeks are hanging out of her shorts

There’s a hole in my air mattress 😑

@Evbayer Go head and ash it on the floor now

Cigs inside was in full force apparently

I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed tonight

I miss the old Kanye

I just realized it’s never winter in trailer park boys 🤯

People should not be allowed to cook fish in apartments 🤢

I just got so excited my cat jumped out my lap and ran into the other room #skol

#skol #squad