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made my first ever email typo

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@supkraken that digital intimacy video is so good

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there will never be anyone as goonected to me as her

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hear me out, eink tablet linked to obsidian with ocr but my handwriting is bad

I work remote and I’m helping my girl move out of her house and she’s at work so I decided to eat these freezer burnt Great Value pepperoni pizza rolls she had in the back, lord knows how old they were. I just took a shit so fucking explosive that it would violate the ceasefire agreement that shit made my toilet look like the Strait of Hormuz

@yoursecretprize @peepeepoopoo241 oh man that HURTS HURTS

@peepeepoopoo241 Once a dorito turned vertical in my mouth.

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