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@ryancconnell @cityofportland NBA is months away from expanding to more cities. NBA popularity is on decline. New principle owner Tom Dundon primarily does businesses in Charlotte and Dallas (already have NBA). Leverage couldnt possibly be lower. But league ownership thanks you for your service of hysteria.🫡

If this city… this sports blind city of Portland lets the Blazers walk out, they’ll take it to their fucking grave. You want to see economic collapse… go ahead and let this slip through your grasp, you bumbling morons @cityofportland

@Barstoolhuskies Anyone know who represents Jedd Fisch?

Uh Oh, Demond!!!! I wonder what those philosophical differences are?

Probably my last tweet. It was a good 15 year run. You guys remember when we could tweet via text message? Or when we had to paste someone else’s entire tweet into our own tweet and then put RT, when replying?Good times. Go dodgers, ducks & blazers. Be excellent to eachother✌🏼

Hang it in the Louvre.

@BleacherReport @ChrisBHaynes BREAKING: I’m preparing an offer around 700k on my dream home which is listed for 2.1 mill, per my RE/MAX agent.

Miami is "prepared to offer a package" centered around Tyler Herro, possibly Duncan Robinson and picks for Dame, per B/R's @ChrisBHaynes Heat prefer to keep Caleb Martin out of any trade.

@jpsperspective This thought feels like 20 years ago.

With Fred VanVleet going to Houston, maybe that opens the door for a Siakam trade to Portland centered around Simons.

@AaronJFentress LOL. He demands a trade less than 24 hours into free agency and after they commit 160 mill to his guy Grant. The Blazers should do whatever the fuck they want. If isn’t Miami who provides the best value then Dame will just have to cope.

The Miami Heat is the LONE requested destination for Lillard, an NBA source has confirmed. The Blazers have been instructed to get him to Miami. #RipCity

@NFL_DovKleiman The franchise won a Super Bowl within 2 seasons of ALL of these roster moves he’s referencing. Lol. A championship team with depth and construction that still had chip’s fingerprints all over it.

#Eagles legend DeSean Jackson has harsh words for ex-Philadelphia coach Chip Kelly: “I don’t respect Chip Kelly. What he did, you can ask any Eagles fan ever, They’ll tell you the same thing. He dismantled our team. There’s no way you get rid of DeSean Jackson, LeSean McCoy, Mike Vick, Jeremy Maclin.. We were Philadelphia." (via @PHLEaglesNation, @Eaglesfans9)

@BsDeez02 @ripcityrundown_ The year is 2032. 37 year old Jusuf Nurkic is a svelte 160 pounds. The Las Vegas Blazers Twitter is BULLISH about Nurk regaining his 2018 form!!!

@ripcityrundown_ Ozempik is wild

We say it every year, but Nurk is once again looking leaner this off-season. Is this finally the year he gets back to 2018 form?

@DirtAndSprague This fan base shouldn’t have needed today to realize Jody Allen and Bert Kolde belong nowhere near this franchise.

Therapy session time. Sad day in #RipCity. How you feeling, Blazer fans?

@diandraann Just wait till the Moda lease is up and Jody sells the team to a group that moves the team. Hopefully Adam Silver steps in before it’s too late.

This is such an end of an era for Blazers fans. I think there will be a lot of frustration watching this go down when Dame was so vocal about wanting to win with Portland. I wouldn’t be surprised to watch fans turn against the team now to be honest. It’s hard to watch.

Being a Blazer fan is fucking depressing.

@PinwheelEmpire It’s on Jody for giving Neil him a very explicit directive, and that didn’t include prioritizing winning.

We will never forgive Olshey for wasting all of the cap space and picks and never getting Dame help during his prime. This is on him.

@jojo_pdx never forget that Jody Allen doesn’t give a fuck about winning or the blazers fans. She makes nothing off the sale, but she CAN collect hundreds of millions as she slow plays the liquidation of the team from the estate.

i knew it. it's been so suspiciously quiet

@DowntownGolf @alexctam Profits. Jody Allen and the trust took us all for dumb rubes.

@alexctam Scoot and Shaedon?

Blazers tanked two years for what?

@JonahNHenderson @ryancconnell The market has all decided to wait out Joe and his fake owner. Damian Lillard‘s loyalty ultimately died at the hands of incompetence and a scam artist executor.

@ryancconnell Tbh, I think what they’ve done so far is still setting up for a bigger move. They need to trade Ant, but they needed to wait for the new market to be established. With some of the $$$ handed out so far, Ant’s contract (even Nurk’s to a certain extent) look more favorable

Can any Blazer fan tell me what this franchise is doing? I am legitimately confused by what’s happening. Kind of like the ‘disappointed’ parent… I’m not mad anymore, I’m just disappointed seeing teams in the west increase and the Blazers… well 🤷🏽‍♂️.

All of us are gonna go through some things, as we process @Dame_Lillard’s trade demands. But NEVER forget that Jody Allen was always legally obligated to sell the team and opted to instead, cosplay as “owner”. Jody Allen delivered THIS moment to all of us @trailblazers faithful

Paul Allen’s final offseason, saw the construction of a team that made it to the Western Conference finals within 6 months. Ever since his death, the franchise rapidly plummeted into a bottom dweller, and did nothing to build around the franchise’s greatest ever player. (1/2)

@ryancconnell No, respectfully you don’t. No one is taking helicopters to the game. From the ground this will suck. I’ve been to a ton of baseball stadiums (used to be a writer) and I’ve spent most of my life in pdx. This would be doing PDX baseball, very incorrectly.

You have to admit, this looks damn cool

@ANTIFAldo This shake walked so the grimace shake could fly.