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@peggyee123

Katılım Mart 2020
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
Petition for chicken breasts to be measured by cup sizes instead of lbs.
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If we make prolonged eye contact I’m automatically assuming my nose is gushing blood and I’m unaware
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
You can never look at a man the same after you know he wipes his ass with hello kitty toilet paper
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
In your head, is “st.” the first T or last T in the word STREET?
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
What twisted deal with the devil did Snapchat make that they have rights to all good music but not the good parts?
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Cooper at NU
Cooper at NU@copagandacooper·
She cam on my d call it ride-her hall
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
New crying spot unlocked today on the 1 Bus! LEVEL UP!
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
If all these flowers could quit busting their nuts today my nose and eyes would be so grateful
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
Everyone on the #TheUltimatium keeps talking about being financially stable enough for kids, I’m just trying to be financially stable enough to buy my fruit pre-sliced
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tyler!!
tyler!!@lylerlood·
Boston is a very Thursday city
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
My entire instagram feed this week truly believes I’m going to Coachella and I’m honored
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
Mom’s on instagram give zero fucks and take no hostages
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
Nothing more startling than licking a spoon clean and then catching yourself in the reflection
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No Jokes Improv
No Jokes Improv@neunojokes·
an apology
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
Has anyone even bought a bra in the past three years? Should we do a wellness check on Victoria?
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
I WILL celebrate my birthday this year. I WILL NOT stop being 21.
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Peg Leg@peggyee123·
Currently: speeding 25 miles over, drinking a Bang energy drink, blaring G6 trying to make it to @Staples before it closes
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