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Week 1 of posting my self until I get recognized by @Cristiano so help me God Amen 🙏

@Big_zizou1 You beat me and win the ucl i did the same and win the ucl how am I ur bitch

@pelemendi If he east run my ucl record you say common la liga Santander why is it that the same Chelsea is my bitch in Europe ?

Compare overall trophies won in that period against any other team and let’s see And it’s 6 Leagues not 5

@dreal_verse To do list: ° Laugh at Arsenal!! ° Celebrate Bayern’s win ° Torment barca fans after the win😂 °Laugh at womanchester United for not making the tournament 🤣

To do list: ° Laugh at Arsenal!! ° Celebrate Madrid's win ° Torment barca fans after the win😂 °Laugh at Arsenal!!!

@Big_zizou1 If e easy run am ? For common lalliga Santander 🤣

@pelemendi We all know what ? Keep deceiving urself Madrid won it if e easy go do am You support Chelsea but the same Madrid that u claim haven’t been good domestically has won more domestic trophies in this same era than you have in ur entire history Go seat down bro we nor be mates

@Big_zizou1 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you and Barcelona are in the same ship

@pelemendi Why should we talk about domestic cups alone is that the only competition that is played? u want to twist narratives to were it can favor U For a Chelsea fan to call Madrid thieves when Barca has the been the club to rob you off what you deserve is basically Stockholm syndrome

@Peace765650 No ma

@pelemendi Y’all don’t wear anymore?😂

Some of una no get pass one underwear

@x_homeboy_ Then what are we thinking?

@pelemendi Yeah 🌚

Twitter is testing my patience

@Olatwex_01 @SaharaReporters Amen oo God no go let us see problem at all

@pelemendi @SaharaReporters God no go let me see problem way go make me call VDM 🙏

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Money Dey but their’s nobody to spend on 😞

@Tundeishere4u My own no hard i chop 2 times this nyt

Una still dey chop 3 Square?? No be 1 again??😳😳

@Simply_Rodiat Akiko fb

Life no be fairytales indeed

@MaxwellPreshy1 Money but if you get Fyn babe with cool body weep am come i go too love am

Love or money

@Iam_Vera17 You mean farmer ?

@feyiincapetown Fb

Slow and steady

@iamewomaa Dey bounce on the bed steady fb

How to get rid of bedbugs?😭

@Tundeishere4u Bro 🤣

Amorim, I just remembered all you did to my mental health and I want to say a big prayer to you that E NO GO BETTER FOR YOU

@_itzderby No Wetin concern me

Do you inherit your friend’s enemy?

@MaxwellPreshy1 Can you be in a desert without water and food ?

Can you be in a relationship without sex?

@ToyosiJohn80507 Nooo bro

@pelemendi You Dey unfollow?