Neil Cunliffe

@Keir_Starmer Typical Starmer statement. Tells you absolutely nothing. Half of what? What ways are you investing in improving policing? He is the master of blanket statements. How many people feel reassured things will improve after a weak statement like this?

It is totally unacceptable that women don’t feel safe going about their lives. I’m determined to halve violence against women and girls. We are investing in ways to improve how the police respond to these horrific crimes.

@tommychase01 @JeremyClarkson Ungraded (failed)

@JeremyClarkson What is a “U” for us Americans.

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

@Saints1890 Seen him many a time as a kid. Great winger RIP

St.Helens R.F.C. is saddened to learn about the passing of Saint #853, Frank Wilson aged 80. At this sad time, we send our heartfelt condolences to Frank's family and friends.

@AdriThink @elonmusk I think you'll find Elon Musks comment was enough is enough. He didn't mention the offenders nationality?

@elonmusk To all the north Americans that are throwing hate and saying that all the crime that happens in the US is because of Latinos, I would like for you to tell me if Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, Timothy McVeigh, Jeffrey Dahmer and Epstein are latinos.... Guess is easier to blame the few

Enough is enough

@Baddiel Good god, from one comment I've never seen so many people totally miss the point and post a response that had nothing to do with the original comment. David Baddiel why do you bother?

Overheard yesterday on the street: "Say what you like about Rishi Sunak, he bought his own suits." True. Like a lot of billionaires.

@DeborahMeaden @Andy_T_ Agree 100%. I believe you will debate anything so long as it is not abusive. Like they say" if you don't want to get dirty don't wrestle a pig"

@Andy_T_ And exactly why I’m not leaving… despite some pretty unpleasant stuff

@KirstieMAllsopp @justina_h842 @PrivateEyeNews The person who reported this to social services Kirstie is the one who has problems. Smacks of someone who is extremely jealous of you? It couldn't be Phil could it? 😂

@justina_h842 @PrivateEyeNews Only sad because Dad died in June, he was a huge Private Eye fan and would have loved to see his beloved Grandson mentioned in this way.

Saddest I’ve been since my Dad died, he would have loved this so much, Thank you @PrivateEyeNews and Bless you. 🙏

@LondonThemis @JMPSimor @JohninBucuresti I am far more offended by your post. Wake up and realise something is very wrong and is going to get worse. Do something constructive instead of trying to score political points. I would love to hear your ideas on how we stop our children being murdered?

@JMPSimor @JohninBucuresti It's what he lives for, to stoke division and fire up the rabble. It's all he's ever done. I thought there'd be such relief with the Tories out, but with Britain's version of Trump as an MP, it's just as terrifying.

Disgusting, dangerous snake of a man.

@JonathanPieNews Is that Rodney off only fools and horses?

I don’t care what your views are of Farage, this should be condemned by everyone.

@MarkoSilberhand I'll give you a clue $$$$$$$$$$ plus criminals = Politicians

No he didn't. Despicable actions deserve a harsh response. Just remember he could have avoided a beating by not keying the guys car.

@historyinmemes Cheating!

Without googling, name something Australia invented

@1525india @bbcnickrobinson @AfMediation @BBCr4today Bettina seeing as Coutts have now admitted they closed his account because they don't share his political opinions, will you be posting again stating you were wrong?

@ProtectWldlife @rickygervais Why is this not deemed a criminal act punishable with a jail sentence? Will someone please wake up and stop these brain dead retards shooting animals in the name of sport, which is bollocks, they are doing this to show off to their brain dead retard friends.

"Well done. You managed to shoot a stationery, 14 foot peaceful creature with a high velocity rifle. Very sporting!" ~ @RickyGervais. RT if you want a WORLDWIDE ban on #trophyhunting.

@LeonardBriscoe3 He had been arrested and you think he should have access to the internet ad cigarettes. You want to be treated differently from everyone else don't you?

🦺 Wayne Kerr was arrested on Saturday for marching to demand an end to new oil and gas. ⛓️ He was in police custody for over 50 hours with no vegan food, internet or cigarettes, he has just been released after appearing in Bow Magistrates 💸 Support at juststopoil.org

@8colm This is sickening. You give immigrants a safe haven and they respond by attacking Irish people. The politicians and Garda will do nothing for the fear of being labelled racists. To call these people animals is an insult to animals. Get them out now the Garda know who they are

Irish men need to stand up against this,its our country lads,we did it before

@richardosman @AdrianEdmondson Bruce Forsyth has been keeping a low profile for a good while?

@AdrianEdmondson Knew he'd have a hand in it.

@GylesB1 Man is a legend. His biography is fantastic.

So lucky to have known ‘em all … having a laugh with the great Mel Brooks … the comedy genius is 97 today! Happy birthday Mel!

@CCfunkandsoul Wow great voice.

Nellie Charles my daughter rocking her first Glastonbury.what a crowd what a performance

@historyinmemes Scary to think a system error could have resulted in the largest loss of life in history and changed the world forever?

Stanislav Petrov, the man who saved the world from nuclear disaster, on this day in 1983, 39 years ago today, saw the word "LAUNCH" flash across the Soviet Union's attack early warning system. His screen stated with high reliability that a total of five American intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) had been launched and were headed toward the Soviet Union. Petrov had to make a decision: should he report an incoming American strike, or should he hold off, confident that what they were seeing was a false alarm? If he reported it, Soviet nuclear doctrine called for a full nuclear retaliation. There would be no time to double-check the warning system or seek negotiations with the U.S. This occurred during the Reagan administration, which had taken a firmer stance against the Soviets compared to previous administrations. The Reagan administration was deploying Pershing I nuclear-armed missiles to West Germany and Great Britain, capable of striking the Soviet Union. Given these circumstances, Petrov had reasons to believe that Reagan's brinkmanship had escalated to an actual nuclear exchange. However, Petrov chose not to report the incoming strike. In the end, his decision proved to be correct. The system had mistaken the sun's reflection off of clouds for a missile. A 1979 report by Congress had estimated that a full-scale Soviet assault on the U.S., and an eventual counter-strike, would have resulted in over 100 million deaths. Petrov, almost single-handedly, prevented those deaths. Despite being right, Petrov was relentlessly interrogated afterward and never rewarded for his decision, according to David Hoffman of The Washington Post.