sensitive chungus

(Kiss voice) iiiii want a cock and balls butts tiiiiiight and cum on every gay

I think the next fascists will do the Vince McMahon walk instead of goose stepping

@stephenattong I went there once. Snuck to the bar beside it during a concert and got so shitfaced I couldn’t find my way back to the airbnb and lost my friends. I literally just cried out “heeeeeelp!” And an uber delivery guy on a bike ordered me a ride to Oshawa. Must’ve been over $100.

why does everyone wanna go to japan let’s go to the danforth music hall

Got rhymes like West Nile virus, bars written on papyrus

@queencyberworld @Dauragon There’s always going to be a life experience gap between couples. I met my partner when I was 28, he was 38 and I had no dating experience. We’ve been together for 3 years now and haven’t run out of things to do or talk about. I say “trauma builds empathy” all the time.

@Dauragon True to an extent, but there is definitely a life experience gap between people who never married and divorcees which is *also* isolating in its own way. And more generally between people recovering from trauma and people who never really experienced it.

An older person once told me that if you are a fun loving free spirit type there's an isolating period in your early 30s where everyone is settling down and not hanging out anymore, but give it a few more years and everyone starts getting divorced and the party is back on lol

You’re a Freemason? Well I’m freebasing 💯

@KirbyCheatFurby I vaguely recall a massive hike in difficulty in Def Jam Fight for NY when you have to fight to impress a girl of your choice. If you lose they pick one for you. (Guess which?)

can you guys give me more examples of massive skill checks in video games? i feel like this guy is more or less the face of it

@NopeSignal Comrade Shapiro hates America

Insanely wojak-able image right here.

@tanyagorrod Done!

@tanyagorrod Please ask anything you like

@intelifinity @PaulSkallas Lmao retard. “The politicians in charge of this nation didn’t surrender I guess I’ll just blow this hospital up, that’s somehow moral now!”

Google earth has updated images for Gaza. I spent some time looking at it yesterday, I'd say about 60-70 percent of area is bombed. Nothing you can do about it though. No one is going to stop Israel. The US has AIPAC, the europeans have holocaust guilt and the muslims don't care.

@s4m31p4n Jesus take the wheel

If the shrimp is frying the rice and my wayward son is carrying on then who’s flying this plane

@s4m31p4n Keyboard squire reporting for duty

I’m a keyboard knight

@s4m31p4n It’s got some ketching up to do

Ketchup kind of fell off

@bust_bob Vindicated by history

@s4m31p4n Can I buy it with Sezzle or Klarna?

@s4m31p4n My manifesto is called “computer bad” and I’m going to advertise it by burning down schools and torturing kittens and such

My manifesto

What do you call 4 drag queens? Quad ru paul

Call that bitch Fred the way she figgle on my horn

Obama nibble snowman