Njoroge Kibunja Odoo

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@ItsKaizerchief @bungomaduke vile inafaa, ati 3500, some people are very disrespectful

@bungomaduke Huku Samburu ukitaja 3,500 unawekwa mshale kwa haga

Hizi ni zile Kondoo za Ksh 3500. Anything above hio pesa heri uongeze and buy a calf..

@amenya_nelson usione vyangaa udhanie ni dhahabu, nasikia hii ya jirani inazima msituni inaacha wateja wakikimbizana na chui

Our SGR is FUCKED bruh and all because of what? Corrupt mfs

@duchessoflelan ukinunua zile machine za kutengeneza toothpics hapa utanona kama goima

There is a lot of bamboos at home, where can we sell it to

@Mnyika_1 Amengojea unone kama ngoima nanii

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

My wife is suggesting we take a loan for the 3 celebrations during marriage for a kikuyu wife . She has given me alot of business ideas we want to start as soon as she gives birth . A suggestion that isn't easy for me but I won't argue is ; most of the business to be under her name. I love her tho

@Mnyika_1 she is not the type of kikuyu women that can kill a husband.

@Kasasiramicheal @bwamuntu You guys are rearing horns featuring bulls as an added advantage 😂

Why Uganda is the pearl of Africa. 📸 @bwamuntu

@Entr_dawood Naona kuna vita za domestic na wild animals huku TL umeachwa wapi

Mnanitaka wapi?

@onjolo_kenya Well

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day. 😂

Hizi tweet za wanyama ziki beef each other zinanimaliza 😂😂 naona mpaka kuna sparrow ziki beef na pigeon 🐦

@AmbrosMr_ Hii Kenya utaokotwa na mpaka mzazi... Lakini he deserves it, why would an adult entrust another adult with their responsibility of financial knowledge

Uweeh, wazazi sometimes ndio huvuta msee nyuma☠️☠️.

@_Nyabbicha @BoboWamboiKuria 😂😂😂 ona nanii..

@BoboWamboiKuria Ukipunguza maringo rongai,samaki unaokota ukiswim nje ya boma yako.

This is Rongai kwa yule chef ngoima. Ona nanii, ukipunguza maringo hapa Rongai, wah!

@BoboWamboiKuria Ukipunguza maringo, hapa rongai unaanza caged fishing....

@DavidNdii @DavidNdii if it's working who should be telling the other it's working... Ni sisi dio tunafaa kukuambia lakini you are always reminding us that it's working and it's not

Hustler Fund is working (26m customers, 8m active borrowers, Sh85b+ loans disbursed) hustlerfund.go.ke SHA is working (30m Kenyans registered) sha.go.ke

@penjki Hapana 🤣🤣🤣 nowadays watu walichange

1 acre at only uku ni KSh 200K only Located in Kapterik, Biretwo (Elgeyo Marakwet County). Fertile land perfect for agriculture or future investment. Don’t miss out wakuu incase upate Kitu kwa Patel come nunua 💯☑️

@Belive_Kinuthia Once you see a branded crowd just know it's for aesthetics

This is Kiharu Constituency, Murang'a County. You can see mambo ni TUTAMS huku. Lakini wacha I give you the context. The Member of Parliament is Ndindi Nyoro, from UDA. Ndindi Nyoro has never attacked the President neither have you ever seen him being attacked. That's a food of thought. But that's not the point. The point is, Ndindi Nyoro will not be defending his seat in 2027. He will be going for the Presidency or become the UDA compromise candidate for Nairobi governor in 2027. Think about that. Still that's not the point. Ndindi Nyoro has relinquished the Kiharu seat to UDA's candidate, not his PA Richie. This is known by people close to him. So is Ndindi making a Strategic political blunder or he has given up in politics?

@KenyanSays Maasai ameamua kuwa smart boy 😂

A young Maasai man was devastated after zebras took over his home and interbred with his cows, creating a mix that threatened the survival of his cattle.

@hudumaManda In Jeff accent "Not matumbo for sure"😃

Kutoka Jeff Koinange 'afufuke', he has never taken life seriously kama kitambo bwana. Sikuizi unapata akirombosewa uko stenje show ikiendelea, mchana ako raundi zake kibandaski moja hadi ingine akionja mrenda, base ya kichwa, matumbo 🤣🤣

@kijana_misa Haukutaka kuwa spida man 😂

Kuna siku morio fulani ameniita squad ya kupaka rangi a certain building hapo Eastleigh na design mashida zilikuwa zimenikalia, ilibidi nitokee. Kufika site tunaambiwa tubebe that safety belt sijui tunateremka 15 storey building na ndoo ya rangi mtu akipaka buana. Nilichungulia hivi nikaona design hata hiyo ngazi inatingika nikawambia wacha niende hivi kwa choo narudi, na hivyo ndo nilienda nikiendanga. I can't risk that much nikiona!