Mr. Beast

Jakob poeltl is the worst fucking player in the league

JOE BIDEN: “In beer brew here... Huh ish issah use to make the brew beer here.. Issh Weer-fining... Oooooh Earth Rider... Thanks for the Great Lakes!”

Back into white women.

When this dropped, Riff Raff officially won me over

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Got kicked off of Hinge for asking every nurse for percs

@whatitdobabyyyy Suit will be on

@perc_fan Be at my crib, game isn’t until 8. Bbq on. Burgers. Dogs. Sausage

@perc_fan you coaching tn

@whatitdobabyyyy Hey Dan won’t make it tonight but I am getting out of work tomorrow at 3 and will be getting to Norwich as fast as I can

@perc_fan 11

I should start a small LLC for guided hikes, take out an insurance policy for protecting hikers and leave them in the woods! Unlimited money glitch

Dragon dance Scald Knock off Nuzzle

@SpvrrowJvck Shoes in the house

Any man with his toes out consistently around a hoe is gay

Asking for a flight of beer and pouring all the beers into one glass - swag

Decrease student debt for hot chicks and increase for dudes. Let’s get girls hot again

One of the questions ninth-graders were reportedly given asked how much a date with a "220lb" girl would cost if a date with a "typical girl that weighs 120lbs will cost you $55." For Full Story: ktla.com/news/californi…

How do I casually bring up a KD foul line jumper to a girl?

Might follow Taylor Swift on instagram this weekend👀

Unfortunately for Bad Bunny no performance in San Francisco will never top Future's at the 2012 NFC divisional

I will listen to Future till I die.