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@claracrocs @rhayorbadmus No one will tell you, but this post makes no sense and does not hold water. The issue is that you don't have the capital to stock the original not that I can't afford it, people are buying the original. Oro oshi lo so yi with no due respect observed.

Y’all are always asking vendors if what they posted is original. Are you people okay? If I post the original from the actual store, can you afford it? Abeg, don’t piss me off this morning biko.

@AdeboyinAmeerah Maggi is not the only seasoning, don't kill yourself, your taste buds will adjust.

The replies😭😂 una no sabi cook oo. 4cubes for 10cups of rice?😭😂 even with broth e no go join still

@Ashibabon I don't understand, they will give you all this choking food there won't be drinks to prevent choking?

This full grilled goat platter has been on my fyp all day😋 I hear its absolutely delicious. Just 120k I need 5 interested persons plus myself 6, who would love for us to go to guzape and try this. We’ll pick a date, contribute 20k each and hold extra cash for drinks.

@Humanxxx001 @alt_tgbwears He doesn't know how to comprehend.

@alt_tgbwears Her tweet was pun intended . What’s with the unnecessary drama ?

Jokes on you, she’s a professor Remind me who you are 😂

@Msmenalicious Was hoping someone would post that OG tweet. I remember at least once a month.

A crate of eggs is N7,000. I just remembered that guy who broke up with his babe after she fried 4 eggs that year. If she tries it now, he will end up in jail because he might kill her 🤣🤣🤣

@igbotic_vic @Achor_Szn Bore fruit

@Achor_Szn My dad also bought two acclaimed orange plant, one beared fruit and it was lemon, the other has not fruited till now also he got it 2020 😂 dem suppose lock those agric men up

So in 2020 during lockdown (COVID 19), I went and bought an "orange fruit" tree from a commercial fruit plants seller. I planted the so acclaimed "Orange fruit" with the thought that in few years to come, I can start harvesting oranges. Fast-forward to today, the acclaimed *

Nobody cares what sits right with not just a stranger but a stranger on the internet with an unpronouncible name.

@wemabank @alat_ng are you having network issues and if yes, shouldn't your customers be informed? You've almost embarrassed your organisation twice now.

@pharleelat Igbo men wear lace. We literally make fun of their fashion sense because they like clothes with holes.

If I hear say I no marry a Yoruba man. You will wear lace my dear ☺️

@Freyy_is Jesus is a name noun. Names nouns are denoted in uppercase 🤷🏽‍♀️

jesus jesus jesus. thank you jesus!!

@olusola__ How come they are so within range pricewise?

Won’t leave your neck until y’all own one or two of these OGs🤭 Size: 38-46 Price: 35k Kindly help RT🙏

@Kitchenatease Shouldn't we be trying to reduce salt intake?

I added salt in my smoothie as I say it on tiktok, I can't feel any difference 🫠🫠😂. Do you add salt in your smoothies chefs in the street of X?

@Gen_Buhar For BRT buses that don't have AC's anymore.

Lagos Releases New BRT Fares: Below are the newly approved fares: Standard Route Services Igando – Obalende: ₦1,140 Baruwa – Ikeja – Oshodi: ₦800 Marina – Lekki: ₦570 Egbeda – Obalende: ₦1,030 Iyana Ipaja – Obalende: ₦1,090 Odogunyan – Oshodi: ₦920 Odogunyan – CMS: ₦1,140 Joke Ayo – Oshodi: ₦920 Joke Ayo – Yaba: ₦1,030 Ifako Ijaiye – Yaba: ₦920 Ikotun – Yaba: ₦940 Oshodi – Shasha: ₦570 Oshodi – Dalemo: ₦920 Ikorodu – Obalende: ₦970 Yaba/Oyingbo – Idumota: ₦460 Berger – Lekki: ₦1,140 Mile 12 – Yaba – TBS: ₦690 Ojota – Egbeda: ₦690 Iyana Ipaja – Oyingbo: ₦800 Ikotun – Marina/CMS: ₦1,100 Ikeja – Kola: ₦800 Badagry – Mile 2: ₦1,140 Dopemu – Yaba: ₦800 Abesan Gate – Oshodi: ₦800 Ayobo – Obalende: ₦1,260 Dopemu – Obalende: ₦1,090 Marina – Ajah: ₦920 Igbogbo – Marina: ₦1,140 Yaba – Berger: ₦630 Ikorodu – Alausa Secretariat: ₦800 Ayobo/Abesan – Fadeyi/Yaba/Oyingbo: ₦1,090 Elepe – Oshodi: ₦920 Maya – Oshodi: ₦920 Alausa Secretariat – Egbeda: ₦690 Abule Egba – Ojota: ₦690 Additional Standard Routes Ikeja – Berger: ₦470 Ikeja – Obalende: ₦720 Berger – Ajah: ₦1,710 Ikeja – Iyana Ipaja: ₦440 Oshodi – Obalende: ₦630 Berger – Oshodi: ₦580 Berger – Obalende/TBS: ₦680 Oshodi – Ajah: ₦1,320 Mile 12 – Apapa: ₦810 Oshodi – Apapa: ₦690 Obalende – Ajah: ₦630 Oshodi – Agege: ₦430 Ikeja – Ikotun: ₦630 Ikeja – Ayobo: ₦690 Ikeja – Egbeda: ₦680 Ikeja – Igando: ₦690 Oshodi – Tinubu: ₦650 Oshodi – Orelope: ₦690 BRT Services – New Fares Oshodi – Abule Egba: ₦680 Oshodi – Ayobo: ₦890 Oshodi – Command: ₦890 Oshodi – Ikola: ₦890 Oshodi – Tollgate: ₦970 Abule Egba – Ikeja: ₦560 Abule Egba – CMS/TBS: ₦1,080 Ikorodu – TBS: ₦960 Ikorodu – Yaba/Oyingbo/Costain: ₦910 Ikorodu – Barracks: ₦910 Ikorodu – Fadeyi: ₦680 Ikorodu – Oshodi: ₦680 Ikorodu – Ikeja: ₦680 Ikorodu – Maryland: ₦570 Ikorodu – Ojota: ₦570 Ikorodu – Ketu: ₦570 Ikorodu – Mile 12: ₦450 Mile 2 – TBS: ₦680 Ketu – TBS: ₦680 Ojo Barracks – Mile 2: ₦510 Okokomaiko – Oyingbo: ₦910 Okokomaiko – Mile 2: ₦510 #Grassrootstimes

Everything Spyro said in Only fine girl.

@ib_Ailen You heard their conversation and deduced all this from two houses away??? One should be afraid of the person that's not afraid of you.

There’s this couple that lives two houses away from my house. Every evening around 6pm, the husband comes back from work. Before he even enters the house, he honks lightly not aggressively just one soft beep. And without fail, his wife comes out to meet him at the gate. Not because she has to. Not because he can’t open it himself. But because she wants to. One day I was close enough to notice something. She had flour on her hands. She was clearly cooking. Yet she still ran out, wiped her hands on her apron, and met him halfway. He stepped out of the car smiling like he hadn’t seen her in years. No big drama. No over-the-top romance. He just held her face for a second and said, “Welcome back to me.” And she laughed like it was the first time he ever said it. They’ve been married for over 20 years. But the way that man looks at her? Like he still can’t believe she chose him. And the way she waits for that soft horn every evening? Like it’s her favorite part of the day. That’s when I realized… Maybe marriage isn’t about grand gestures. Maybe it’s about someone who still feels like home every single day.🥺

@Val_Gman You should sit to pee to avoid splashing and you should close the toilet seat before you flush.

If carrying tissue paper as a man makes me “walk like a lady,” then maybe more men need to start walking like one. Often times I get irritated when workmates joke about why I walk around with tissue paper in my pocket. This was me at the bank yesterday, and honestly, I don’t care what anyone thinks. I will never use a public toilet without properly covering it. I also hate when I use the WC and the water splashes back. That’s uncomfortable and unhygienic to me. As a man, my personal hygiene is not something I joke with. Even after urinating, I don’t just shake and walk away. No matter how you shake it, there is still a drop that ends up on your boxers and I hate that. So yes, I walk around with tissue paper in my pocket. I shake, I dab, and I wash properly. That is also one reason I am careful with random handshakes. I have seen a guy blow his nose into the air and used his cloths to wipe his hands, just for minutes later stretch the same hand out to greet someone. That alone changed my perspective. I even tell my friends I sometimes feel more comfortable shaking a lady’s hand not because of gender, but because many men were raised to believe hygiene is “optional” for us. But here’s the truth: Hygiene has no gender. Cleanliness is not feminine. And taking care of yourself is not weakness, it is discipline. If carrying tissue in my pocket makes you laugh, that is fine. I would rather be laughed at for being too clean than be comfortable being careless. At the end of the day, masculinity is not measured by how dirty you can tolerate being, it is measured by how responsible you are with yourself. Cleanliness is self-respect. And selfrespect never goes out of style. Cc

@RealOlaudah A big pointer of a sufficient emotional intelligence quotient is the ability to convey your thoughts in the right words. You're too old to be a rage baiter.

Why do Christian women in public office in Nigeria dress as Muslims? Is it inferiority complex, or what exactly? Acceptability or the new norm? From your first lady down to female senators, members of the House and female ministers. What manner of acculturation is that?

@sankurienne Without apology and although I'm not in the habit of stating the obvious... You are incredibly stupid and tactless. Your emotional intelligence quotient is competing with lava's level in the earth's core. You thought you did something isn't it?

That’s not what this trend is about and I’m honestly sick and tired of male centered women forcing themselves into every space meant to highlight women’s independence and success. A trend about women breaking limits set by patriarchy is not your cue to repackage the most basic, patriarchy approved end goal and call it empowerment. Marriage has been pushed down women’s throats for generations stop trying to sneak it back in as if it’s revolutionary.

@HbecomingHer @GuyMr10 It will be well with you.

@GuyMr10 But come to think of it why didn't the police call her to their station or better still go to her house where the incident happened........ Why her Dm???

you accuse a guy of r^pe, police dey your dm for investigation but you no gree reply them

@Prestigious_Gt She's right sha. Churches did not create tithing, God did.

When I was in Nigeria, I never missed my monthly tithe. When I got to the UK, I sent tithe to my home church about twice, then stopped. My mom called me about not sending tithe to the home church anymore. I told her we don’t pay tithe in the UK, and even offering isn’t compulsory. I also told her we eat every Sunday, and there’s a place you can pick up free food if you don’t have any at home. All the tithe we paid in church in Nigeria where did it go? There was never a time we had food for the poor or a room where food was kept. Isn’t that the essence of tithe? Her response was: “You are backsliding.” 😂