Geronimo Stilton

1.8K posts

Geronimo Stilton

@perhapsgeronimo

God, guns, bitcoin, Green Bay Packers

Katılım Ocak 2015

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·25 Kas

cranberry sauce still remains the greatest. #powertothesauce

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·21h

@wilipino @theyfabsexual They are poor, but their parent's aren't.

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AsianPersuasion💎@wilipino·21h

@theyfabsexual Why does everyone think all college students are poor

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queefcafe@theyfabsexual·1d

Where do college students get all that money to do crazy spring break trips

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·21h

My bracket right now

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·23h

@whatsw1thfood @EmrickDoc69 Teachers are the backbone of the next generation. Good teachers deserve all the best

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Kash Money@whatsw1thfood·23h

@EmrickDoc69 The students will talk about you for years not even joking

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Doc “He Scores” Emrick@EmrickDoc69·1d

I am the best teacher of all time

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·23h

@ImExtolant nah bro

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EXTOLANT@ImExtolant·23h

@perhapsgeronimo Unfortunately deep dub is coworker music

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EXTOLANT@ImExtolant·23h

Give me ur top 3 dubstep artists and I'll tell you if its coworker music or not

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·23h

@Liquidicat Back when COD had a backbone

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tyron@Liquidicat·1d

Call of Duty WaW zombie art going absolutely hard for no fucking reason.

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·23h

@6xbus @KpopHunter5 @SamuelCKleinke @de3dsoul Peakpeak

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@KpopHunter5 @SamuelCKleinke @de3dsoul having peakslop must indicate there is a slopslop

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@fraggrrr @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw you got a bank account yet?

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frag@fraggrrr·1d

@perhapsgeronimo @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw alr unc you got a 401k yet?

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John@iam_johnw·1d

Middle school and 2017 in the same sentence is diabolical

Chewy@friarchewy

Nothing beat 2017 middle school math class, stacking phones and watching the greatest tournament humans have ever seen

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@HoeHateDre @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw

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dre@HoeHateDre·1d

@perhapsgeronimo @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw or i just don’t want a hole in my throat by 50

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·1d

@HoeHateDre @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw yeah dude it is. what are you, 14?

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dre@HoeHateDre·1d

@perhapsgeronimo @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw is that supposed to be a bad thing old geezer

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@HoeHateDre @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw U can't even buy cigs homeboy

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dre@HoeHateDre·1d

@perhapsgeronimo @adimarzi9 @iam_johnw old ass nigga

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·1d

@adimarzi9 @iam_johnw Real ones were in middle school 2012-2015

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Anthony 🍀@adimarzi9·1d

@iam_johnw People who were in middle in 17 are like 20+ now ?😭

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·1d

@FBBrotzer @nycconservat @crosstown_line In the future? Robots for sure. That's the only way

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hob💙gadling@FBBrotzer·1d

@nycconservat @crosstown_line Follow up : if it’s not “unions” building infrastructure, who is doing the work?

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fully fund transit@crosstown_line·1d

Should actually be a high speed rail line

Federal Highway Admn@USDOTFHWA

From Florida to Maine, I-95 is the ultimate East Coast backbone, linking all 13 original colonies and more. 🚗💨 📍 1,906 miles from start to end. 🛣️ 59 BILLION miles traveled yearly. ☀️ Busiest section? Miami, with 321,000 daily drivers! #GreatAmericanRoadTrip #Interstate70th

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@benewills @Kalshi The Facebook is better imo

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bené wills@benewills·1d

@Kalshi Might as well change the name now too, Facebook has a good ring to it

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Kalshi@Kalshi·1d

JUST IN: Meta is shutting down its metaverse

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@UTD_Julian @de3dsoul Bc gaming became gay for the most part

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𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧@UTD_Julian·3d

@de3dsoul Why did they stop?

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Game Informer (1991-2024)

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·13 Mar

@luk1n @Eras_Resale if voting actually did something they'd outlaw it

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The Life of a Mogwai ❤️‍🔥@luk1n·12 Mar

@Eras_Resale Here’s what we can do: STOP VOTING FOR CORRUPT POLITICIANS. That’s our only solution.

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Jayna 💕@Eras_Resale·12 Mar

So Ticketmaster/Live Nation openly admit they are scamming us We need to demand change even louder. It’s only getting worse each year. Keep complaining, keep yelling, don’t let them get away with this!!!!!

More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS

Internal messages from Live Nation reveal two execs talking about "robbing [fans] blind." “These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them," one says. That man is now the head of ticketing for the unit responsible for Live Nation's 150 amphitheaters.

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·12 Mar

@KO_Sequence Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Fraizer!

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KO Sequence@KO_Sequence·12 Mar

Drunk guy gets knocked out after hitting someone in the face for no reason

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Geronimo Stilton@perhapsgeronimo·12 Mar

@OwnedByTheVille @awsillysteph @Vullety He did, but that slide definitely took off a lot.. imagine if he used all that lower body momentum. dude's finished

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