Chris (usually)

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Chris (usually)

@perigrin

Directed Software for @LabPandemic. He/Him/They/Them/Nemesis. (Did Perl at @followerwonk, though the tests no longer exist) also @[email protected]

Orlando, FL, USA Katılım Şubat 2007
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Chris (usually)
Chris (usually)@perigrin·
@rabcyr_alt I’d like to blame my governor but I’m not sure that’s fair to all the other asshats out there.
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ashley@rabcyr_alt·
i walked into a target in daphne, alabama in may 2022 and immediately saw this. for some reason it was fine last year. 🤷‍♀️
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catholic ray tube
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Followerwonk
Followerwonk@followerwonk·
📢 Followerwonk has been acquired by @tweepsmap. All Followerwonk users can now access new capabilities on the Tweepsmap dashboard like engagement metrics and publishing to Twitter and other social networks.
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Followerwonk@followerwonk·
Followerwonk is currently down. It appears Twitter has suspended our application. A banner on the developer portal page indicates an email was sent with details. We have received no such email. We have opened a support ticket with Twitter and await a response.
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ashley@rabcyr_alt·
my goodness, wtf is up with this word spacing…
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Followerwonk
Followerwonk@followerwonk·
As you may have noticed, things at Twitter are a little weird, now. We're preparing for the possibility that we'll lose access to the Twitter API, at least temporarily as soon as Monday, February 13th. We hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, here's what you can expect. 🧵
Developers@XDevelopers

We have been busy with some updates to the Twitter API so you can continue to build and innovate with us. We’re excited to announce an extension of the current free Twitter API access through February 13. Here’s what we’re shipping then 🧵

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Chris (usually)@perigrin·
@Lady_Aleena @officialDannyT @imcorinnemec Quesadillas are grilled cheese using tortillas Empandas are kinda-sorta hot pockets Tamales are meat wrapped in corn meal wrapped in a corn husk and steamed … there's nothing analogous I just white boy-ed all over this, but I hope it helps. They're all delicious btw.
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Danny Trejo
Danny Trejo@officialDannyT·
Which one are you picking first?
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Christopher J. Marcinko
Christopher J. Marcinko@christoperj·
I laughed at this harder than I care to admit
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Chris (usually)@perigrin·
@MikeBudzik @RealChrisSays Painted Black! (Was racking my head trying to come up with a song for black) Orange Crush (I cheated … and was instantly ashamed that I hadn’t thought of it) Tie a Yellow Ribbon Blue suede shoes Mr. Brownstone
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Chris (usually)@perigrin·
@d_feldman Not sure why they’d kick you out—it’s the bird chosen by the groom bird to assist in the ceremony, usually holding the ring and organizing the bachelor party.
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Chris (usually)@perigrin·
@mmancuso2013 I’ve always wanted to teach them to tow boats through canals. Beagles and Locks just sound like they go together y’know?
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@mmancuso2013 Avocado interventions are no joke. Preventing just one avocado from a life of crime reduces everyone’s burden from the avocado prison industrial system.
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ashley@rabcyr_alt·
would love to use my grocery list and leave my phone at home and probably sometimes look at other notes
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still no damn notes app tho
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